Monday Niteraw - May 10, 2010
6/16/10
Monday NiteRaw May 10th, 2010
Hoss - Welcome to Monday NiteRaw!
King - We have a hell of a show tonight, so lets go right to the ring!
Championship of Honor Number One Contendership Match
Kris Kobain versus M.O.P. versus Sparks
Michael Muffer: The following match will be for the Number One Contendership of Honor! Our first contestant!
"Siva" by The Smashing Pumpkins hits the speakers. Kris Kobain walks out onto the stage and looks at the crowd.
Michael Muffer: Hailing from Seattle, WA, weighing in at 200lbs, he is... Kris... Kobain!
Jesse King: I hope that Kris Kobain gets creamed tonight, Gorilla. He's arrogant with a chip on his shoulder and he's barking up the wrong tree.
Kris Kobain raises his arms and pyro goes off as the crowd generally cheers. He proceeds to head down the ramp to the ring.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Kris Kobain might be...
Kris Kobain looks at the camera and points to a fan with a sign saying "Kobainite" with an arrow pointing down.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: ... a bit brash, I'll admit, but he's making waves. If he gets enough support, then Seth Drakin may be ousted.
Kris Kobain reaches the ring and walks up the steps. He stands with his back to the ropes, arms extended in a pose as the crowd pops.
Jesse King: And why would anyone want that?
Kris Kobain enters the ring.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Seth Drakin has been controversial amongst the boys in back since he first started his job as our CEO...
Michael Muffer: And his first opponent...
"Caught in a Web" by Dream Theater hits the speakers to a mixed reaction.
Sparks emerges onto the stage, bass guitar in hand, his pet tarantula Scar on his shoulder.
Jesse King: Ugh... It's his pet tarantula, Scar! Someone get a kleenex!
Sparks raises his arm as Scar climbs up to his hand.
Michael Muffer: Now entering the ring, hailing from Sevierville, TN and weighing in at 216lbs... representing Heavy Metal Hollywood: Spark!
Jesse King: Tarantula aside, I think that I want to give Sparks the benefit of the doubt...
Sparks heads over to the announce table.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Sparks has certainly made a transformation in the past month.
Sparks places Scar inside of a cage and then enters the ring as Kris Kobain looks on in disdain.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Kris Kobain, like most, probably wants nothing to do with tarantulas.
Jesse King: I know that I wouldn't. I'm completely secure in my masculinity, Gorilla, but spiders still creep me the hell out.
Sparks slides into the ring, raises his arms, and then suddenly slams them down, a shower of sparks shooting out of the ringposts.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Sparks has been in this company for some time, but this transformation may be just what he needs to really move in this company.
Michael Muffer: And our third contestant...
The arena goes black and the crowd starts cheering before "Days of the Phoenix" by AFI even hits the speakers. M.O.P. walks out to white sparkling pyro.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: M.O.P. last held gold as our very second Inter-Forum Champion. I think that he would be a natural fit for the Championship of Honor.
Michael Muffer: Now entering the ring, hailing from Bergen County, NJ... weighing 232lbs... M... O... P!
Jesse King: I do find it strange that he never used his contractually obligated 30-day rematch clause against DR Jackson...
M.O.P. slides into the ring and throws his hand gesture at every turnbuckle, soaking up the crowd's cheers.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: One of these three men will move on to challenge Jonathan Michaels for the Championship of Honor. My money's on M.O.P., and I would love to see those two square off.
Michael Muffer: Now entering the ring, hailing from Bergen County, NJ... weighing 232lbs... M... O... P!
Referee John Creed gets all three contestants to stand in the center of the ring and explains the rules.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: A match of honor comes with different baggage than that of other matches. It is basically the opposite of a Hardcore match.
Jesse King: Sparks will be out of his element, that's for sure.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Kris Kobain could very easily disqualify his opponents due to his high flying style.
M.O.P. throws out his hand to shake. Sparks and Kris Kobain look at each other, shake hands, and then each shakes hands with M.O.P.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: And now the match can properly start.
Referee John Creed calls the bell and all three men separate, going to different ends of the ring.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Who will make the first move?
Kris Kobain suddenly darts for Sparks, jumping into the air for a drop kick, but Sparks ducks as M.O.P. runs for both of them. Kobain manages to rebound off of the ropes and goes for M.O.P., managing to catch him with a flying head scissors, as Sparks rolls away from underneath M.O.P. Kobain drives M.O.P.'s head into the mat. M.O.P.'s lower half hits the ropes and bounces off of them as Kobain quickly gets up and is clotheslined from behind by Sparks, knocking him through the ropes to the outside. Sparks goes for the pin. Referee John Creed counts "1" and M.O.P. powers out and both men get back up.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: What an exchange there!
Jesse King: Sparks is on top of things tonight!
M.O.P. throws a punch at Sparks, who ducks down, waistlocks M.O.P., stands up, and uses the momentum to lift M.O.P. for an alley oop, but M.O.P. reverses it into a sunset flip and lands Sparks onto his back. Referee John Creed counts 1... but Sparks kicks out. Kobain has made it to the top rope and leaps off with a Moonsault, knocking over the standing M.O.P. Kobain goes for the pin. Referee John Creed counts 1... M.O.P. powers out again.
Gorilla Tim Ross: Kris Kobain is lucky that they didn't throw him over the top rope, or this match would have been over.
Kris Kobain gets off of M.O.P. in a temporary sitting position that Sparks takes advantage of with a running kick to his face, knocking him over.
Jesse King: But it's Sparks who I think that they have to worry about tonight, TH.
M.O.P. waistlocks Sparks from behind and delivers a German suplex.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: I think that it's obvious that these two young bucks see M.O.P. as the real threat here.
Kris Kobain is back on his feet, and he throws a kick at M.O.P., who catches it.
Jesse King: Uh oh...
M.O.P. goes to drive his elbow into Kobain's knee, but Kobain kicks M.O.P. with an enzuigiri to the face, knocking him over. Sparks capitalizes by going for the pin, but Kobain drop kicks him in the ribs, knocking him away before he can get a "one" count. M.O.P. slides under the bottom rope to the outside to recover.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Just look at the pace that these three are going.
Sparks goes to a squatting position as Kobain stands up and the two look at each other and catch their breath. It's not long before Sparks darts for Kobain's legs to take him down but Kobain leapfrogs him and stomps Sparks in the back, forcing him facefirst into the ground. Sparks rolls over for a drop toe hold, knocking Kobain over, and climbs along his back, going for a Camel Clutch when M.O.P. emerges upon the apron and climbs through the ropes. Sparks lets Kobain go and backs off in his squatting stance.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Sparks moves like a spider...
M.O.P. and Sparks circle each other as Kobain recovers on his back.
Jesse King: Yes! That's it! That's what he reminds me of! It's so obvious now!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: He particularly reminds me of Spider-man comic books with the way that he squats there.
Jesse King: Spider-man 3 really sucked...
M.O.P. runs for Sparks, who stands up, then rolls along the ground for a monkey flip, tossing M.O.P. flat on his back. Kobain stands up, jumps off the middle rope, and kicks Sparks square in the face, knocking him over.
Jesse King: Sparks makes for a pretty good "Spider-Man." He'd really be talking if he were like...
Kobain throws a few stomps at Sparks as M.O.P. gets up, runs from behind Kris Kobain, and pushes him all of the way to the ropes, bounces off the rebound, and rolls along the mat, landing Kobain in a pinned position.
Jesse King picks up Scar's cage, shrieks, and drops it.
Jesse King: The cage was unlocked and open, Gorilla! Scar is loose!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Bah gawd!
Referee John Creed counts 1... 2... Kris Kobain kicks out. Gorilla Tim Hoss and Jesse King are standing around, looking for Scar.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: I'm going to take off my headset, King. Don't have the range.
Gorilla Tim Hoss removes his headset as Sparks gets up with the aid of the ropes. M.O.P. drives a running knee into Sparks's midsection, knocking him through the ropes to the outside.
Jesse King: Where the hell is Scar?
Kris Kobain gets up as M.O.P. grapples with him and hoists him up for a vertical suplex.
Jesse King: We have a tarantula on the loose in this arena!
Sparks slides into the ring and spots Scar crawling along the apron and approaching M.O.P. Gorilla Tim Hoss points to the ring and Jesse King shrieks.
Jesse King: Get him, Sparks! He might count as a foreign object or interference!
M.O.P. suddenly adjusts Kris Kobain into an elevated fireman's carry and the crowd picks up energy.
Jesse King: Oh no, the Jersey Driver!
Gorilla Tim Hoss gets his headset on as Sparks dives for Scar and M.O.P. capitalizes by driving Kris Kobain into Sparks's back.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: The Jersey Driver! Jersey Driver, King!
Jesse King: I think that he was going to use Kris Kobain to Jersey Drive Scar!
M.O.P. goes to pin Kris Kobain as Scar crawls on top of Sparks. Referee John Creed counts 1... 2... 3!
"Days of the Phoenix" by AFI hits the speakers as the crowd pops and M.O.P. stands up to get away from Scar.
Michael Muffer: Here is your winner by pinfall and Number One Contender for the Championship of Honor: M.O.P.!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: He did it, King! M.O.P. is going to face Jonathan Michaels for the Championship of Honor!
Jesse King: And he owes it all to that spider. The hell is up with that?
Gorilla Tim Hoss: I suspect that foul play was at hand and that Scar was not as safe as we thought.
Jesse King: Well I hope that we figure it out soon because I don't need a friggin' tarantula climbing up my leg every time that Sparks wrestles!
Yellow Jacket w/ Evil M V. D-Day Dave w/ The Headbanger Man
The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit.
(Rainbow)
Introducing first, accompanied by Evil M, from Lancaster, Pennsylvania and weighing 224 pounds...YELLOW JACKET!
- The Truth Coalition pose as the fans cheer for them slightly more than usual.
(We're Not Gonna Take It)
And his opponent, accompanied by The Headbanger Man, from Kansas City and weighing 235 pounds - he is one half of the WWCF Tag Team Champions...D-DAY DAVE!
- The Metal Express do their normal air instrument schtick, before holding the belts high in front of the Truth Coalition.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Well, this should certainly prove to be an interesting contest here. It was recently announced that the Truth Coalition are the #1 contenders to those Tag Titles currently held by The Metal Express, and tonight we are getting a sample of what to expect as Yellow Jacket squares off against former WWCF CEO, D-Day Dave.
Jesse King: This should be quite the hard hitting contest here. Both these men have been through some absolute wars in recent times.
- Dave shoves Yellow Jacket, who responds with a slap to the face. This raises the ire of Dave, who applies an aggressive side headlock, before punching YJ in the head. Dave talks some smack, before whipping YJ into the ropes, but is on the receiving end of a knockdown. He leapfrogs over his adversary, but is hit with a big clothesline. YJ tries to continue the attack, but Dave gets himself into the ropes, and the referee intervenes.
Hoss: Well, both guys setting their stall early here. Both are great wrestlers, but we don't expect to see any scientific stuff, particularly when that Title match takes place.
King: Its gonna be an all-out war. Then again, Yellow Jacket often bemoans the hardcore style of wrestling, despite having featured in some of the more brutal matches we've ever seen in WWCF.
- Both men lock up and Dave drives YJ into the corner. He hits a couple of hard chops to the chest, and chokes YJ with his boot. He goes for a charge, but YJ evades it, and comes out with a hiptoss, followed by a headlock takeover. Dave tries to escape, but the hold is sinched in tighter. Dave soon manages to get to his feet, and counters with a jawbreaker. He then scores with a standing dropkick, and goes for a cover.
1...
- YJ easily kicks out. Dave again whips YJ into the corner, and measures him with an elbow. He thinks about going for a superplex, but YJ kicks him away, and comes over the top with a sunset flip.
1...
2...
- Dave manages to power out.
Hoss: Both men trading pinfalls in the early going here. Evil M and The Headbanger Man look on, neither man getting involved so far.
King: Time will tell if it stays that way. Although Headbanger has recently expressed his frustration about the way Heavy Metal Hollywood goes about their business.
Hoss: But he wasn't above setting a man on fire at WrestlecrApocalypse, let's not forget.
King: ...fire. Cool.
- YJ beats Dave to the punch, and scores with a series of right hands. He throws Dave off the ropes, but telegraphs a backdrop attempt, receiving a kick in the process. Dave then hits a scissors kick. He takes time to pose before making the cover.
1...
2...
Hoss: D-Day Dave taking too much time there. He should've made the cover straight away.
King: For once, you're correct. He doesn't need to impress these people - neither does Yellow Jacket.
- Dave uses a snapmare, and applies a chinlock, driving his knee into the spine. Evil M encourages his Truth Coalition partner to get out of hold, while Headbanger encourages Dave to stay on him. Eventually, YJ manages to escape with an elbow to the head, before taking Dave down with a sudden belly to belly suplex. He drops a leg, and then makes the cover.
1...
2...
- Not quite, as Dave kicks out again. YJ tells the referee to count quicker.
Hoss: That was a tremendous suplex there by Yellow Jacket. Now he need to stay in the game, instead of worrying about the official.
- YJ picks up Dave, and delivers a textbook backbreaker. He does so one more time, but keeps Dave across the knee, applying the submission hold. The roles are reversed, as Headbanger instructs Dave to fight out of the situation. Dave manages to get a knee into the head of YJ, and ends it with a belly to back suplex.
Hoss: This has been a very even contest so far. Both men trading holds and counters. It seems they've done their homework for this one.
King: The Truth Coalition and The Metal Express have never met before in a tag match, but you can bet they'll prepare big time for this one.
- Both men get to their feet, and YJ avoids a boot attempt, and gets an inside cradle.
1...
2...
- Dave escapes. Small package from YJ.
1...
2...
- Again, Dave gets out of it. YJ runs towards him again, but gets taken down with a drop toe hold. Dave then locks in a modified Boston Crab.
Hoss: Dave again shuts down the quicker Yellow Jacket. He is utilising sound strategy here, but The Metal Express have not been able to capitalise on opportunities in their matches lately, even with their win last week over M.O.P. and Jazzman.
King: Don't forget, Yellow Jacket also went through a gruelling match with "Damn Right" Jackson too.
- Dave clubs YJ in the face as he applies the hold. Evil M almost goes to pull YJ towards the ropes, but the referee spots it. Headbanger comes round and gets in the face of Evil M, but gets shoved down for his troubles. Evil M gets on the apron, and Dave lets go of the hold. He punches M, who falls to the floor. He turns around as YJ goes for The Sting, but he ducks it, and hits a huge powerslam instead.
Hoss: Well, you were right Jesse. The two respective tag team partners are becoming a factor here, but Dave still avoided that lethal super kick from Yellow Jacket.
King: I'm always right, Gorilla. Even when I'm wrong.
- Evil M and The Headbanger Man start to fight on the outside as the referee calls for more officials to diffuse the situation. Meanwhile, Dave grabs a tag belt.
Hoss: Uh-oh, we've seen this before.
- Dave measures YJ, but the referee turns around and catches him in the act. He wrestles the gold away from Dave, and tosses it back outside the ring again. This time Dave turns right into The Sting, and YJ makes the cover.
1...
2...
3!
Here is your winner...YELLOW JACKET!
- Jacket barely has time to celebrate, as he spots Evil M and Headbanger brawling up the aisle. Headbanger whips Evil into the barricade, and fights off a few WWCF officials. He tries to hit the Double Bass DDT on Evil, but Yellow Jacket intervenes with a clubbing blow to the back. Dave makes a slow recovery in the ring as the Truth Coalition start to stomp away at Headbanger. He manages to roll out of the ring and grabs a steel chair, before heading towards the Coalition, who have busted Headbanger open. They retreat, as yet more WWCF staff get between them.
Hoss: Well, Yellow Jacket picks up a big win here, as once again Dave's cheating tactics backfire, but what an explosive situation we have here between these two teams!
King: I told you it wouldn't be pretty. I can't wait to see these guys hook it up for the Tag Team Titles. Should be one hell of a contest, based on this evidence.
Nakatomi Plaza
Sara Nakatomi: Ladies and Gentleman welcome to NAKATOMI PLAZA!!! This week, I want to bring out my guest....he is the WWCF Hardcore Champion. Here is....SMOKIN VOKOUN!!!!
"Sinner Man" by Nina Simone hits the speakers and Smokin' Vokoun comes out to a big pop. He glares at the crowd anyway. The Hardcore belt is around his waist. Vokoun walks on to the set, and Sara looks pretty nervous interviewing him.
Sara: Well Mr. Vokoun. You are two weeks removed from winning the WWCF Hardcore Champion from Boiler Room Brawler. How does it feel to be a champion?
Smokin Vokoun: BOY YOU ASK REAL INANE QUESTIONS!!!! What do you think I'm supposed to feel...I FEEL GREAT!!!! I hope that answers that question...dear.
Sara: You didn't need to scream at me.
Vokoun: I'm sorry for that Sara. Because you should know by now that I'm....just a little...off. In fact, everyone in the WWCF has learned that by now. Ever since I got here, I've gotten, one of two responses. I've had people BE SCARED TO DEATH OF ME.....or I've been laughed at. *He giggles* WELL WHO JUST GOT THE LAST LAUGH NOW!!!! All the superstars in the WWCF aren't laughing at me anymore. All of the WWCF superstars, either hate my guts....or respect me. And I don't care if any of you fans love me or hate me....just RESPECT ME!!!!
Sarah: However, I must point out that while you did pin Boiler Room Brawler...you did seem to get help from none other than The Hangman. Even after you won the match, he attacks you from behind, indicating that he wants to be the first challenger to your championship.
Vokoun: Well...Sarah...as far as Hangman goes....YOU’Re AS GOOD AS DEAD!!!! You wanna a fight...YOU GOTTA FIGHT!!! Not only are you gonna wish that you never attacked me from behind like the coward that you are. NOT ONLY are you gonna wish you never won that number one contender ship to MY TITLE!! Your gonna wish....YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN BORN!!!!!!!!!
"Rigorous Vengeance" by Municipal Waste hits the speakers to a huge pop. Boiler Room Brawler comes out, enters the ring, and the two men stare each other down. Sarah tries to get in the middle of them.
Sarah: Guys, please no fighting on my show.
BRB: Heh, heh… We’ll see about that, Miss Nakatomi…
Well congratulations, Smokey. You’re the Hardcore Champion.
And there I was thinking that I would have to reign forever, but you did it brother, but not without some outside interference.
I said a few weeks ago that I had this funny vibe as we fought though.
You see Sarah, look at us. Both of us.
Sarah looks at BRB and then at Smokin' Vokoun.
Sarah: To be honest BRB, you two kinda look the same.
BRB: Aha! Yes, and not just that, Miss Nakatomi!
As we fought, I noticed that we were fighting like a pair of brothers who wanted to be first player on the X-Box. Just with more weapons involved.
We're very similar Vokoun, almost like brothers indeed.
Now, you wanted to talk to me for some reason tonight, Vokoun. Talk.
Vokoun: Well BRB....what you just said is quite ironic...because I was thinking the same thing too. Ever since I came to the WWCF....I looked at a roster of future victims. And as I looked down the list, I saw you. What I saw in you....WAS A TRUE MAN!!! Something the WWCF, quite frankly is lacking. You are what I feel a true man is. Brawler, you said that it was like fighting your own brother. I felt the same way man. And yes, I wanted to talk to you about your request. ABOUT JOINING THE FAMILY!!!!
The crowd pops huge for The Family.
Vokoun: However, BRB. I need more convincing first. I need to know, why would you want someone like me? A man that probably is hard to trust and I would actually recommend that you don't trust me at all. And believe me, the feeling is mutual I don't trust anyone either. TELL ME BRB, WHY SHOULD I TRUST YOU!!!!
Sarah: He's putting you on the spot Boiler.
BRB:
Yes, why should you trust me, BRB?
I see greatness in you, Smokie. Sure you don't look like much, hell neither do I, but look, I am the WWCF Inter-Forum Champion and I see something inside of you, just like The Sam saw something inside of me when he invited me to join Corporate.
You talk about your tragic childhood, we've all heard about it. You never had a family to share your good times nor your bad times with, and that's real tough.
It's made you reckless and made you hurt people, punch out fans, fight entire SWAT teams, just to get that attention that you never got when you needed it as a child.
The entire WWCF Galaxy has noticed it, and you're not being ignored. That belt over your shoulder proves that you belong with the big boys.
Those Heavy Metal Hollywood pricks might not notice it, or even the Human Hate Machines, but The Family did.
Think about it Vokoun. Do you want to be caught in this crossfire? There's a war coming, and it's best to pick sides now.
So I say this to you Smokin’... Alex... Vokoun. Join a real family, my family, The Family!
Audience: Smokey, Smokey, Smokey, Smokey…
Vokoun looks around and looks conflicted and confused before speaking.
Vokoun: You know BRB. Everything that you've said...is true. You are the only person that seems to actually know...me. And believe me BRB, there is not many people who do understand me. I've taken two weeks to figure this whole thing out.....and it wasn't an easy choice. But with you here....face to face....I'm here to tell you.........HELL YES!!!!!!
The crowd pops huge as Boiler Room Brawler smiles and the two men shake hands and holds each other’s hands up. The two men walk away together. Leaving Sarah all alone.
Sarah: Ladies and gentleman, it looks like Smokin Vokoun is the newest member of The Family! And you heard it here on Nakatomi Plaza!
Boiler Room Brawler and Jay Carroll V. The Human Hate Machines
*Well Thought Out Twinkies*
Muffer: This bout is set for one fall. Introducing first, the team of Jay Carroll and The Boiler Room Brawler!
*Welcome to Hell*
Muffer: And their opponents, Amigo and Square!
Square and Carroll start off. Square with a side headlock, Jay shoots him off into the ropes, Square bounces back with a tackle, Jay up, Square hit’s a dropkick! Carroll back to his feet again, Square meets him with a belly-to-belly suplex! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Amigo tags in. Running knee to Jay, then a double stomp to the ribs! Cover!
1!
2!
Brawler pulls Amigo off! Square runs in and dropkicks BRB, who staggers, but doesn’t fall! Square goes for a tackle, but BRB catches him and slams him to the mat! Amigo nails him a with a lowblow, unseen by the ref! BRB rolls to the outside in pain, while Carroll rolls up Amigo!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Amigo back up, but Jay meets him with punches, then a lariat! He set’s Amigo up for the Hangover, but Square breaks it up! He goes for the SquarePlosion, but Brawler pulls him from the ring! As BRB and Square brawl on the outside, Amigo nails Jay with a loaded kneepad-assisted Bom-Ba-Ye! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Muffer: Here are your winners, The Human Hate Machines!
Amigo continues to stomp Jay after the bell. BRB tries to make the save, but Square cuts him off! Blackout runs out to join his partners in a 3-on-2 assault, but The Smokin’ Vokoun runs out! Amigo bails, while Square eats a clothesline! Blackout tries to assist, but Vokoun drops him with a Samoan Drop! The Hate Machines scramble to the back as Vokoun tends to his new teammates.
Jonathan Michaels vs The Hangman
Referee: John Creed
Michael Muffer: Ladies and gentlemen. This contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way down the aisle
*"Ballad of a Hangman" by Grave Digger starts to play
Weighing in at 300 pounds, hailing from Port Royal, Jamica.....The Hangman!
*The Hangman runs to the ring wielding his chainsaw.
And his opponent weighing in at 240 pounds
*"DOA" by Foo Fighters starts to play as smoke appears and we see a video of dangerous stunts
From Los Angeles, California....Jonathan Michales!
*Jonathan makes his way down to the ring.
Tim Hoss: We should see a great match between these two brawlers
Jesse King: I hope Jonathan Michales gets punched right in the face.
We start with both men trading hard punches. The Hangman gets the upper hand with a clothesline on Michales. Michales is back to his feet. The Hangman goes for another clothesline but Michales ducks under. The Hangman turns and gets hit with a DDT. The Hangman is back to his feet. Both men trade more punches. Michales whips The Hangman to the rope. The Hangman bounces back, stops and hits Michales with a big boot. The Hangman drops an elbow on Michales. The Hangman mounts Michales and begins to punch him repeatedly in the face.
Brutal shots here by The Hangman.
Yeah! Hit him again! Hit him again!
Will you control yourself?
The Hangman picks Michales off the mat and hits him with a vicious sidewalk slam. The Hangman picks Michales off the mat again and whips him to the rope. Michales bounces back
Spear by Jonathan Michales!
Michales lifts The Hangman off the mat and hits a snap suplex followed by a leg drop.
It takes a lot of power to hit a snap suplex on a guy 60 punds heavier than you.
Will you be quiet? How can I concentrate on the match when you keep blabbing your mouth?
Both men are up. Michales lands a couple of punches. The Hangman returns the punches followed by a kick to the gut. The Hangman sizes up Michales and hts a buzzaw kick. Michales goes down. The Hangman lifts him off the mat and hits a jumping piledriver.
The Hangman could be setting him up for the finish here.
I love it! Do it again!
He can't hear you.
The Hangman hits another jumping piledriver.
And you said he couldn't hear me.
Oh give me a break!
The Hangman pulls Michales up and tries an irish whip. Michales reverses it and hits a belly to belly suplex as The Hangman bounces back. Both men go down to the mat.
Michales is making a valiant effort here but how much does he have left?
Believe me this guy is more brawn than brain. If he knows what's good for him he'll give up now.
Both men slowly get to their feet. Spinebuster by Michales.
The crowd pops.
Michales goes to the top rope and waits for The Hangman to regain his balance. Michales hits a moonsault and is caught in mid air and powerslamed by The Hangman. The Hangman goes to the top and tries to hit The Guillotine but Michales rolls out of the way.
Very heads up manuver by Jonathan Michales.
Michales applies the Key Grip to The Hangman.
It's got to be over here!
No! It can't be! Break the hold! Break the hold!
The Hangman manages to kick Michales off him. Both men get to their feet.....
Fade to black! Fade to black!
One!
Two!
Three!
It's over! It's all over!
I can't believe this!
Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner....Jonathan Michales!
A hard fought victory that could have gone either way. Jonathan Michales was the better man tonight.
Main Event: "Damn Right" Jackson V. Little Naitch
Michael Muffer: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to our main even of the evening... The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
"Too Black, Too Strong.. Damn Right!"
I Made It - Kevin Rudolf feat. Birdman, Jay Sean and Lil' Wayne
The crowd start to boo as DR Jackson's new music hits, he walks out very confidently basking in the hate and music. He slowly opens his White Suit Jacket to reveal his new shirt, displaying the text "The Era of Attitude", he slowly walks down to the ring.
Michel Muffer: Introducing first, from West Philadelphia, born and raised... weighing in at 300 pounds, "Damn Right" Jackson!
Jesse King: That's right, boo that man, he's a disgrace!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: You may think that, but the way I see it, he's a man on a mission...
New Blackjacks Theme
The booing quickly turn to cheers as Little Naitch struts out of the curtain in his signature robe. He stands at the top of the ramp as the crowd start a huge "Little Naitch" chant, he makes his way down to the ring.
Michael Muffer: And his opponent, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in tonight at 235 pounds... from the Family... Little Naitch!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: What an ovation for such a legend here!
Jesse King: You know what? I'm actually rooting for him this time! Break a leg Naitch! Break Jackson's!
The two men circle the ring as referee John Creed calls for the bell. The two men lock up in a test of strength, DR Jackson gains an early advantage as Little Naitch breaks out with a kick to the midsection followed by a knife edge chop. The crowd "woo". Naitch hits a second one, to another "woo" from the crowd. Naitch goes for a third, but DR Jackson catches him with a Big Boot.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: DR Jackson said it himself, he has alot to prove in this match tonight against Little Naitch...
Jesse King: It's good to see that jerk have a bit of respect in him, otherwise Naitch would force it out of him in no time...
DR Jackson whips Naitch into the ropes, as he comes back on the rebound, Jackson takes him down with a clothesline. He goes for the pin.
1.
Naitch gets the shoulder up.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Jackson going for a early pin again?
Jesse King: He's afraid I tell ya! We saw this last week against Yellow Jacket!
DR Jackson picks Naitch up and hits a Body Slam followed by an elbow drop and again goes for the pin.
1.
Naitch gets the shoulder up again.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: It looks like DR Jackson has changed his strategy as of late, instead of trying to hurt and injure the opponent, he's out to secure a win!
Jesse King: Or maybe he's trying to end his night early so he can avoid that mystery hacker who said he'd strike this week?
DR Jackson then goes to pick Little Naitch up, but Naitch kicks DR Jackson in the gut and a Scoop Slam of his own, Naitch follows up with a quick elbow drop of his own. Naitch then struts around the ring and hits a knee drop to the knee of DR Jackson.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Naitch turns it around and has already begun on delivering his promise to break Jackson's leg!
Naitch goes to apply a leg lace, but Jackson kicks himself free. DR Jackson gets to his feet, but Naitch delivers a low drop kick to that same knee, followed by a chop block. Naitch grabs DR Jackson's leg and applies a Half Boston Crab, but DR Jackson immediately gets to the ropes.
DR Jackson works to his feet again and shakes his leg to get the feeling back. Little Naitch comes up and hits another knife edge chop, Jackson responds with a hard right hand. Naitch with another chop, Jackson with another right. As the competitors exchange blows, the crowd exchange "Woo"'s and "Boo"'s. Eventually DR Jackson gets the upper hand and starts punching Little Naitch across the ring, eventually getting him into the corner. The ref starts tried to get DR Jackson to stop punching. Eventually Jackson stops.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: And there is DR Jackson's well established Mean Streak, that's the DR Jackon we've come to know!
Jesse King: But it's no match for Naitch's ground game.
DR Jackson walks away, only to turn around and charge at Naitch, but Naitch gets his feet up and boots Jackson in the face. As DR Jackson stumbles back, Naitch runs up to him with a quick clothesline, followed by a belly to back suplex. Naitch then delivers an elbow drop to DR Jackson's knee and attempts a leg lace, but Jackson kicks free.
Jackson gets to his feet, Naitch attempts another belly to back suplex but Jackson headbutts himself free and hits a hard short-arm lariat. Jackson then picks Naitch up and hits him with a Pendulum Back Breaker.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Naitch may have promised to break Jackson's legs, but Jackson had promised earlier to break his back!
Jackson then picks Naitch up again and holds him in a Gorilla Press position, he then proceed to get his knee ready, as he drops Naitch down for the back breaker, Naitch catches DR Jackson's head and lays him out with a DDT! Both men are down and the referee begins the count.
1.
Jesse King: My god! What a counter by Naitch! The man is a machine!
2.
3.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Counter or not, Naitch still took a 7 foot drop right onto his back, and after that back breaker, he must be feeling it!
4.
5.
Naitch begins to get up holding his back, DR uses the ropes.
6.
7.
Naitch is now using the ropes to get up as well.
8.
9.
Both men spring off of the ropes toward eachother and start punching away. DR Jackson again gets the upper hand, but Naitch ducks under a punch and lifts DR Jackson up for a Atomic Knee Breaker and hits it. DR Jackson is rolling around the mat holding his knee in pain. Naitch grabs Jackson's other leg, the crowd explode.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Little Naitch is looking to end it.
Jesse King: So much for the era of attitude!
Naitch begins to apply the Figure Four and once again DR Jackson kicks out, he kicks Naitch into the ropes and runs at him for a Spear on the rebound, but Naitch acts first and gets Jackson with a Double Leg Takedown, Naitch quickly locks in the Figure Four.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Looks like you were right King, Naitch's ground game has completely trumped Jackson's power game all match, and it looks like it's all set to pay off.
Jesse King: Jackson never had a chance!
Jackson is flailing in the ring, as Naitch wrenches hard on the hold. He's staring right at the suffering Jackson, screaming "Tap!". Jackson is helpless, Jackson falls back first to the mat.
1.
2.
Jackson quickly realises this and gets his shoulder up, as he continues to flail.
Jesse King: This looks to be it! Tap you son of a bitch!
The referee John Creed is standing over Jackson asking if he gives up. Jackson quickly grabs the Referee by the throat and yells "No!" before pushing him away. While the referee's back is turned, Jackson quickly pushes himself forward and punches Naitch below the belt. Naitch lets go of the hold as the crowd boos.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Come on now! That was uncalled for!
DR Jackson confidently limps around Naitch as he slowly picks him up. Jackson forces Naitch's head between his legs as he laughs. He then grabs Naitch by the waist and hoists him up for a Powerbomb, but his leg manages to get the best of him and DR Jackson falls down, Naitch lands on his feet. Naitch quickly struggles up to the turnbuckle.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: What is Naitch doing here! He never goes up to the top rope!
Jesse King: He's adjusting his game plan! He's a master!
Naitch is waiting for Jackson to get up as Jackson struggles back to his feet. Naitch readies himself to jump, but he hesitates as he's still feeling the effects of both the low blow and the back damage. After a brief pause Naitch takes the jump... however that slight delay was enough time for Jackson and Jackson catches him in mid air and lays him out with a Powerbomb!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Oh my! What a counter by Jackson!
Jesse King: If it wasn't for that low blow, Little Naitch wouldn't have had any delay, infact if it wasn't for that low blow Naitch wouldn't of have to of gone up to the top rope to begin with! Jackson is a cheat!
DR Jackson then picks Naitch up and places him across his shoulder and locks in the torture rack, Altitude Adjustment. Naitch is now the one flailing in pain as Jackson yells out to him to tap. However Naitch refuses, so Jackson drops down to his knees hitting the High Anxiety!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Oh the humanity, just end it!
DR Jackson holds on to Naitch and gets back to his feet, with the Altitude Adjustment still locked in. After Naitch realises he can struggle no more, he has no choice but to tap. The referee John Creed calls for the bell.
Michael Muffer: Here is your winner, by submisison... "Damn Right" Jackson!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Chalk up another win for the Black Dynasty and his Era of Attitude...
Jesse King: HEY! NO! STOP THIS!
DR Jackson still has Naitch in the Altitude Adjustment and Naitch keeps on tapping, Jackson then gets a sinister grin on his face and drops down one last time hitting the High Anxiety.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Come on now! That was unnecessary!
Jesse King: I don't think he's done yet, remember he promised to break the "measuring stick" in half!
Jackson then mocking struts to the other end of the ring and gets himself poised in a three point stance for a Spear, just waiting for Naitch to get to his feet. Jackson gets more and more eager to just sprint towards him until...
Footage quickly rolls of The Human Hate Machines beating down on Sparks... "Love Your Hate". Next we see footage of Heavy Metal Hollywood recruiting Sparks, aswell as Viva retiring Aaron Enigma... "Your Faith Lost". Lastly we see footage of the New Family getting more newer and younger members, becoming fan favourites... "You are now one of us!"
The world needs a hero, the WWCF needs a hero...
This is how the WWCF ends, not with a bang... not with a whimper...
This is how the WWCF ends, not with a bang... not with a whimper...
Suddenly a picture of old reporters hat appears on the tron, it slowly morphs into a crown, after a pause it finally morphs into a mask... a Phantom of the Opera mask.
But with a Story...
The crowd suddenly explode...
"You know that time in your life, that single moment that defines exactly who you are? Well that only stings for a second..."
Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em - Parkway Drive
The crowd get into a frenzy, as out of the curtain steps Motor-Colt. Sporting his trademark trench-coat and once again wearing his Phantom of the Opera mask.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Oh my god! Can you believe what we're seeing?
Jesse King: I don't believe it, I can't believe it. He retired!
Motor-Colt runs down right into the ring and gets right in DR Jackson's face. Jackson can't believe it. The crowd begin a loud "Motor-Colt" chant.
Jackson's shock quickly turns to a frown as Motor-Colt starts to punch away. After a bit, Jackson begins to get the upper hand in the punch up and uses his size to send Colt across the ring. Jackson quickly gears himself up and runs at Colt for a Spear, however Colt quickly catches Jackson with a Shining Wizard!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: And the crowd are on the feet to welcome back their hero! The self proclaimed White Knight and One True Constant!
Motor-Colt then picks DR Jackson up and looks to the crowd for their approval, after the crowd continue to cheer him on, he delivers a stiff kick to the mid-section followed by Colt grabbing Jackson by the head. Colt then hoists Jackson up into the air into a delayed vertical suplex position, Colt then spins in a circle before dropping Jackson down into a Stunner.
Jesse King: THE STORY ON PAGE ONE!
Colt stands over the fallen Jackson with a smile on his face, before slowly looking up to the crowd, almost in tears of joy to be back. Colt then quickly turns his attention to the fallen Little Naitch, Colt walks over to him and picks him up. Little Naitch cannot believe his eyes when he see who it is. After a pause, the two men embrace in the ring as Little Naitch holds Colt's hand up high. The crowd then begin a "Welcome Back!" chant.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: May 10th, 2010... mark down this day... The day Motor-Colt shocked the world and returned to his home, the WWCF.
Jesse King: And it's only appropriate he shares this moment with one of the best friends in the business Little Naitch!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: And that is the Story on Page One...
*Black*
Credits: BRB, Headbanger Man, Jonathan Michaels, The Smokin' Vokoun, Evil M(
), Kris Kobain, and DR Jackson
Hoss - Welcome to Monday NiteRaw!
King - We have a hell of a show tonight, so lets go right to the ring!
Championship of Honor Number One Contendership Match
Kris Kobain versus M.O.P. versus Sparks
Michael Muffer: The following match will be for the Number One Contendership of Honor! Our first contestant!
"Siva" by The Smashing Pumpkins hits the speakers. Kris Kobain walks out onto the stage and looks at the crowd.
Michael Muffer: Hailing from Seattle, WA, weighing in at 200lbs, he is... Kris... Kobain!
Jesse King: I hope that Kris Kobain gets creamed tonight, Gorilla. He's arrogant with a chip on his shoulder and he's barking up the wrong tree.
Kris Kobain raises his arms and pyro goes off as the crowd generally cheers. He proceeds to head down the ramp to the ring.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Kris Kobain might be...
Kris Kobain looks at the camera and points to a fan with a sign saying "Kobainite" with an arrow pointing down.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: ... a bit brash, I'll admit, but he's making waves. If he gets enough support, then Seth Drakin may be ousted.
Kris Kobain reaches the ring and walks up the steps. He stands with his back to the ropes, arms extended in a pose as the crowd pops.
Jesse King: And why would anyone want that?
Kris Kobain enters the ring.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Seth Drakin has been controversial amongst the boys in back since he first started his job as our CEO...
Michael Muffer: And his first opponent...
"Caught in a Web" by Dream Theater hits the speakers to a mixed reaction.
Sparks emerges onto the stage, bass guitar in hand, his pet tarantula Scar on his shoulder.
Jesse King: Ugh... It's his pet tarantula, Scar! Someone get a kleenex!
Sparks raises his arm as Scar climbs up to his hand.
Michael Muffer: Now entering the ring, hailing from Sevierville, TN and weighing in at 216lbs... representing Heavy Metal Hollywood: Spark!
Jesse King: Tarantula aside, I think that I want to give Sparks the benefit of the doubt...
Sparks heads over to the announce table.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Sparks has certainly made a transformation in the past month.
Sparks places Scar inside of a cage and then enters the ring as Kris Kobain looks on in disdain.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Kris Kobain, like most, probably wants nothing to do with tarantulas.
Jesse King: I know that I wouldn't. I'm completely secure in my masculinity, Gorilla, but spiders still creep me the hell out.
Sparks slides into the ring, raises his arms, and then suddenly slams them down, a shower of sparks shooting out of the ringposts.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Sparks has been in this company for some time, but this transformation may be just what he needs to really move in this company.
Michael Muffer: And our third contestant...
The arena goes black and the crowd starts cheering before "Days of the Phoenix" by AFI even hits the speakers. M.O.P. walks out to white sparkling pyro.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: M.O.P. last held gold as our very second Inter-Forum Champion. I think that he would be a natural fit for the Championship of Honor.
Michael Muffer: Now entering the ring, hailing from Bergen County, NJ... weighing 232lbs... M... O... P!
Jesse King: I do find it strange that he never used his contractually obligated 30-day rematch clause against DR Jackson...
M.O.P. slides into the ring and throws his hand gesture at every turnbuckle, soaking up the crowd's cheers.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: One of these three men will move on to challenge Jonathan Michaels for the Championship of Honor. My money's on M.O.P., and I would love to see those two square off.
Michael Muffer: Now entering the ring, hailing from Bergen County, NJ... weighing 232lbs... M... O... P!
Referee John Creed gets all three contestants to stand in the center of the ring and explains the rules.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: A match of honor comes with different baggage than that of other matches. It is basically the opposite of a Hardcore match.
Jesse King: Sparks will be out of his element, that's for sure.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Kris Kobain could very easily disqualify his opponents due to his high flying style.
M.O.P. throws out his hand to shake. Sparks and Kris Kobain look at each other, shake hands, and then each shakes hands with M.O.P.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: And now the match can properly start.
Referee John Creed calls the bell and all three men separate, going to different ends of the ring.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Who will make the first move?
Kris Kobain suddenly darts for Sparks, jumping into the air for a drop kick, but Sparks ducks as M.O.P. runs for both of them. Kobain manages to rebound off of the ropes and goes for M.O.P., managing to catch him with a flying head scissors, as Sparks rolls away from underneath M.O.P. Kobain drives M.O.P.'s head into the mat. M.O.P.'s lower half hits the ropes and bounces off of them as Kobain quickly gets up and is clotheslined from behind by Sparks, knocking him through the ropes to the outside. Sparks goes for the pin. Referee John Creed counts "1" and M.O.P. powers out and both men get back up.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: What an exchange there!
Jesse King: Sparks is on top of things tonight!
M.O.P. throws a punch at Sparks, who ducks down, waistlocks M.O.P., stands up, and uses the momentum to lift M.O.P. for an alley oop, but M.O.P. reverses it into a sunset flip and lands Sparks onto his back. Referee John Creed counts 1... but Sparks kicks out. Kobain has made it to the top rope and leaps off with a Moonsault, knocking over the standing M.O.P. Kobain goes for the pin. Referee John Creed counts 1... M.O.P. powers out again.
Gorilla Tim Ross: Kris Kobain is lucky that they didn't throw him over the top rope, or this match would have been over.
Kris Kobain gets off of M.O.P. in a temporary sitting position that Sparks takes advantage of with a running kick to his face, knocking him over.
Jesse King: But it's Sparks who I think that they have to worry about tonight, TH.
M.O.P. waistlocks Sparks from behind and delivers a German suplex.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: I think that it's obvious that these two young bucks see M.O.P. as the real threat here.
Kris Kobain is back on his feet, and he throws a kick at M.O.P., who catches it.
Jesse King: Uh oh...
M.O.P. goes to drive his elbow into Kobain's knee, but Kobain kicks M.O.P. with an enzuigiri to the face, knocking him over. Sparks capitalizes by going for the pin, but Kobain drop kicks him in the ribs, knocking him away before he can get a "one" count. M.O.P. slides under the bottom rope to the outside to recover.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Just look at the pace that these three are going.
Sparks goes to a squatting position as Kobain stands up and the two look at each other and catch their breath. It's not long before Sparks darts for Kobain's legs to take him down but Kobain leapfrogs him and stomps Sparks in the back, forcing him facefirst into the ground. Sparks rolls over for a drop toe hold, knocking Kobain over, and climbs along his back, going for a Camel Clutch when M.O.P. emerges upon the apron and climbs through the ropes. Sparks lets Kobain go and backs off in his squatting stance.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Sparks moves like a spider...
M.O.P. and Sparks circle each other as Kobain recovers on his back.
Jesse King: Yes! That's it! That's what he reminds me of! It's so obvious now!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: He particularly reminds me of Spider-man comic books with the way that he squats there.
Jesse King: Spider-man 3 really sucked...
M.O.P. runs for Sparks, who stands up, then rolls along the ground for a monkey flip, tossing M.O.P. flat on his back. Kobain stands up, jumps off the middle rope, and kicks Sparks square in the face, knocking him over.
Jesse King: Sparks makes for a pretty good "Spider-Man." He'd really be talking if he were like...
Kobain throws a few stomps at Sparks as M.O.P. gets up, runs from behind Kris Kobain, and pushes him all of the way to the ropes, bounces off the rebound, and rolls along the mat, landing Kobain in a pinned position.
Jesse King picks up Scar's cage, shrieks, and drops it.
Jesse King: The cage was unlocked and open, Gorilla! Scar is loose!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Bah gawd!
Referee John Creed counts 1... 2... Kris Kobain kicks out. Gorilla Tim Hoss and Jesse King are standing around, looking for Scar.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: I'm going to take off my headset, King. Don't have the range.
Gorilla Tim Hoss removes his headset as Sparks gets up with the aid of the ropes. M.O.P. drives a running knee into Sparks's midsection, knocking him through the ropes to the outside.
Jesse King: Where the hell is Scar?
Kris Kobain gets up as M.O.P. grapples with him and hoists him up for a vertical suplex.
Jesse King: We have a tarantula on the loose in this arena!
Sparks slides into the ring and spots Scar crawling along the apron and approaching M.O.P. Gorilla Tim Hoss points to the ring and Jesse King shrieks.
Jesse King: Get him, Sparks! He might count as a foreign object or interference!
M.O.P. suddenly adjusts Kris Kobain into an elevated fireman's carry and the crowd picks up energy.
Jesse King: Oh no, the Jersey Driver!
Gorilla Tim Hoss gets his headset on as Sparks dives for Scar and M.O.P. capitalizes by driving Kris Kobain into Sparks's back.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: The Jersey Driver! Jersey Driver, King!
Jesse King: I think that he was going to use Kris Kobain to Jersey Drive Scar!
M.O.P. goes to pin Kris Kobain as Scar crawls on top of Sparks. Referee John Creed counts 1... 2... 3!
"Days of the Phoenix" by AFI hits the speakers as the crowd pops and M.O.P. stands up to get away from Scar.
Michael Muffer: Here is your winner by pinfall and Number One Contender for the Championship of Honor: M.O.P.!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: He did it, King! M.O.P. is going to face Jonathan Michaels for the Championship of Honor!
Jesse King: And he owes it all to that spider. The hell is up with that?
Gorilla Tim Hoss: I suspect that foul play was at hand and that Scar was not as safe as we thought.
Jesse King: Well I hope that we figure it out soon because I don't need a friggin' tarantula climbing up my leg every time that Sparks wrestles!
Yellow Jacket w/ Evil M V. D-Day Dave w/ The Headbanger Man
The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit.
(Rainbow)
Introducing first, accompanied by Evil M, from Lancaster, Pennsylvania and weighing 224 pounds...YELLOW JACKET!
- The Truth Coalition pose as the fans cheer for them slightly more than usual.
(We're Not Gonna Take It)
And his opponent, accompanied by The Headbanger Man, from Kansas City and weighing 235 pounds - he is one half of the WWCF Tag Team Champions...D-DAY DAVE!
- The Metal Express do their normal air instrument schtick, before holding the belts high in front of the Truth Coalition.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Well, this should certainly prove to be an interesting contest here. It was recently announced that the Truth Coalition are the #1 contenders to those Tag Titles currently held by The Metal Express, and tonight we are getting a sample of what to expect as Yellow Jacket squares off against former WWCF CEO, D-Day Dave.
Jesse King: This should be quite the hard hitting contest here. Both these men have been through some absolute wars in recent times.
- Dave shoves Yellow Jacket, who responds with a slap to the face. This raises the ire of Dave, who applies an aggressive side headlock, before punching YJ in the head. Dave talks some smack, before whipping YJ into the ropes, but is on the receiving end of a knockdown. He leapfrogs over his adversary, but is hit with a big clothesline. YJ tries to continue the attack, but Dave gets himself into the ropes, and the referee intervenes.
Hoss: Well, both guys setting their stall early here. Both are great wrestlers, but we don't expect to see any scientific stuff, particularly when that Title match takes place.
King: Its gonna be an all-out war. Then again, Yellow Jacket often bemoans the hardcore style of wrestling, despite having featured in some of the more brutal matches we've ever seen in WWCF.
- Both men lock up and Dave drives YJ into the corner. He hits a couple of hard chops to the chest, and chokes YJ with his boot. He goes for a charge, but YJ evades it, and comes out with a hiptoss, followed by a headlock takeover. Dave tries to escape, but the hold is sinched in tighter. Dave soon manages to get to his feet, and counters with a jawbreaker. He then scores with a standing dropkick, and goes for a cover.
1...
- YJ easily kicks out. Dave again whips YJ into the corner, and measures him with an elbow. He thinks about going for a superplex, but YJ kicks him away, and comes over the top with a sunset flip.
1...
2...
- Dave manages to power out.
Hoss: Both men trading pinfalls in the early going here. Evil M and The Headbanger Man look on, neither man getting involved so far.
King: Time will tell if it stays that way. Although Headbanger has recently expressed his frustration about the way Heavy Metal Hollywood goes about their business.
Hoss: But he wasn't above setting a man on fire at WrestlecrApocalypse, let's not forget.
King: ...fire. Cool.
- YJ beats Dave to the punch, and scores with a series of right hands. He throws Dave off the ropes, but telegraphs a backdrop attempt, receiving a kick in the process. Dave then hits a scissors kick. He takes time to pose before making the cover.
1...
2...
Hoss: D-Day Dave taking too much time there. He should've made the cover straight away.
King: For once, you're correct. He doesn't need to impress these people - neither does Yellow Jacket.
- Dave uses a snapmare, and applies a chinlock, driving his knee into the spine. Evil M encourages his Truth Coalition partner to get out of hold, while Headbanger encourages Dave to stay on him. Eventually, YJ manages to escape with an elbow to the head, before taking Dave down with a sudden belly to belly suplex. He drops a leg, and then makes the cover.
1...
2...
- Not quite, as Dave kicks out again. YJ tells the referee to count quicker.
Hoss: That was a tremendous suplex there by Yellow Jacket. Now he need to stay in the game, instead of worrying about the official.
- YJ picks up Dave, and delivers a textbook backbreaker. He does so one more time, but keeps Dave across the knee, applying the submission hold. The roles are reversed, as Headbanger instructs Dave to fight out of the situation. Dave manages to get a knee into the head of YJ, and ends it with a belly to back suplex.
Hoss: This has been a very even contest so far. Both men trading holds and counters. It seems they've done their homework for this one.
King: The Truth Coalition and The Metal Express have never met before in a tag match, but you can bet they'll prepare big time for this one.
- Both men get to their feet, and YJ avoids a boot attempt, and gets an inside cradle.
1...
2...
- Dave escapes. Small package from YJ.
1...
2...
- Again, Dave gets out of it. YJ runs towards him again, but gets taken down with a drop toe hold. Dave then locks in a modified Boston Crab.
Hoss: Dave again shuts down the quicker Yellow Jacket. He is utilising sound strategy here, but The Metal Express have not been able to capitalise on opportunities in their matches lately, even with their win last week over M.O.P. and Jazzman.
King: Don't forget, Yellow Jacket also went through a gruelling match with "Damn Right" Jackson too.
- Dave clubs YJ in the face as he applies the hold. Evil M almost goes to pull YJ towards the ropes, but the referee spots it. Headbanger comes round and gets in the face of Evil M, but gets shoved down for his troubles. Evil M gets on the apron, and Dave lets go of the hold. He punches M, who falls to the floor. He turns around as YJ goes for The Sting, but he ducks it, and hits a huge powerslam instead.
Hoss: Well, you were right Jesse. The two respective tag team partners are becoming a factor here, but Dave still avoided that lethal super kick from Yellow Jacket.
King: I'm always right, Gorilla. Even when I'm wrong.
- Evil M and The Headbanger Man start to fight on the outside as the referee calls for more officials to diffuse the situation. Meanwhile, Dave grabs a tag belt.
Hoss: Uh-oh, we've seen this before.
- Dave measures YJ, but the referee turns around and catches him in the act. He wrestles the gold away from Dave, and tosses it back outside the ring again. This time Dave turns right into The Sting, and YJ makes the cover.
1...
2...
3!
Here is your winner...YELLOW JACKET!
- Jacket barely has time to celebrate, as he spots Evil M and Headbanger brawling up the aisle. Headbanger whips Evil into the barricade, and fights off a few WWCF officials. He tries to hit the Double Bass DDT on Evil, but Yellow Jacket intervenes with a clubbing blow to the back. Dave makes a slow recovery in the ring as the Truth Coalition start to stomp away at Headbanger. He manages to roll out of the ring and grabs a steel chair, before heading towards the Coalition, who have busted Headbanger open. They retreat, as yet more WWCF staff get between them.
Hoss: Well, Yellow Jacket picks up a big win here, as once again Dave's cheating tactics backfire, but what an explosive situation we have here between these two teams!
King: I told you it wouldn't be pretty. I can't wait to see these guys hook it up for the Tag Team Titles. Should be one hell of a contest, based on this evidence.
Nakatomi Plaza
NAKATOMI PLAZA
Sara Nakatomi: Ladies and Gentleman welcome to NAKATOMI PLAZA!!! This week, I want to bring out my guest....he is the WWCF Hardcore Champion. Here is....SMOKIN VOKOUN!!!!
"Sinner Man" by Nina Simone hits the speakers and Smokin' Vokoun comes out to a big pop. He glares at the crowd anyway. The Hardcore belt is around his waist. Vokoun walks on to the set, and Sara looks pretty nervous interviewing him.
Sara: Well Mr. Vokoun. You are two weeks removed from winning the WWCF Hardcore Champion from Boiler Room Brawler. How does it feel to be a champion?
Smokin Vokoun: BOY YOU ASK REAL INANE QUESTIONS!!!! What do you think I'm supposed to feel...I FEEL GREAT!!!! I hope that answers that question...dear.
Sara: You didn't need to scream at me.
Vokoun: I'm sorry for that Sara. Because you should know by now that I'm....just a little...off. In fact, everyone in the WWCF has learned that by now. Ever since I got here, I've gotten, one of two responses. I've had people BE SCARED TO DEATH OF ME.....or I've been laughed at. *He giggles* WELL WHO JUST GOT THE LAST LAUGH NOW!!!! All the superstars in the WWCF aren't laughing at me anymore. All of the WWCF superstars, either hate my guts....or respect me. And I don't care if any of you fans love me or hate me....just RESPECT ME!!!!
Sarah: However, I must point out that while you did pin Boiler Room Brawler...you did seem to get help from none other than The Hangman. Even after you won the match, he attacks you from behind, indicating that he wants to be the first challenger to your championship.
Vokoun: Well...Sarah...as far as Hangman goes....YOU’Re AS GOOD AS DEAD!!!! You wanna a fight...YOU GOTTA FIGHT!!! Not only are you gonna wish that you never attacked me from behind like the coward that you are. NOT ONLY are you gonna wish you never won that number one contender ship to MY TITLE!! Your gonna wish....YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN BORN!!!!!!!!!
"Rigorous Vengeance" by Municipal Waste hits the speakers to a huge pop. Boiler Room Brawler comes out, enters the ring, and the two men stare each other down. Sarah tries to get in the middle of them.
Sarah: Guys, please no fighting on my show.
BRB: Heh, heh… We’ll see about that, Miss Nakatomi…
Well congratulations, Smokey. You’re the Hardcore Champion.
And there I was thinking that I would have to reign forever, but you did it brother, but not without some outside interference.
I said a few weeks ago that I had this funny vibe as we fought though.
You see Sarah, look at us. Both of us.
Sarah looks at BRB and then at Smokin' Vokoun.
Sarah: To be honest BRB, you two kinda look the same.
BRB: Aha! Yes, and not just that, Miss Nakatomi!
As we fought, I noticed that we were fighting like a pair of brothers who wanted to be first player on the X-Box. Just with more weapons involved.
We're very similar Vokoun, almost like brothers indeed.
Now, you wanted to talk to me for some reason tonight, Vokoun. Talk.
Vokoun: Well BRB....what you just said is quite ironic...because I was thinking the same thing too. Ever since I came to the WWCF....I looked at a roster of future victims. And as I looked down the list, I saw you. What I saw in you....WAS A TRUE MAN!!! Something the WWCF, quite frankly is lacking. You are what I feel a true man is. Brawler, you said that it was like fighting your own brother. I felt the same way man. And yes, I wanted to talk to you about your request. ABOUT JOINING THE FAMILY!!!!
The crowd pops huge for The Family.
Vokoun: However, BRB. I need more convincing first. I need to know, why would you want someone like me? A man that probably is hard to trust and I would actually recommend that you don't trust me at all. And believe me, the feeling is mutual I don't trust anyone either. TELL ME BRB, WHY SHOULD I TRUST YOU!!!!
Sarah: He's putting you on the spot Boiler.
BRB:
Yes, why should you trust me, BRB?
I see greatness in you, Smokie. Sure you don't look like much, hell neither do I, but look, I am the WWCF Inter-Forum Champion and I see something inside of you, just like The Sam saw something inside of me when he invited me to join Corporate.
You talk about your tragic childhood, we've all heard about it. You never had a family to share your good times nor your bad times with, and that's real tough.
It's made you reckless and made you hurt people, punch out fans, fight entire SWAT teams, just to get that attention that you never got when you needed it as a child.
The entire WWCF Galaxy has noticed it, and you're not being ignored. That belt over your shoulder proves that you belong with the big boys.
Those Heavy Metal Hollywood pricks might not notice it, or even the Human Hate Machines, but The Family did.
Think about it Vokoun. Do you want to be caught in this crossfire? There's a war coming, and it's best to pick sides now.
So I say this to you Smokin’... Alex... Vokoun. Join a real family, my family, The Family!
Audience: Smokey, Smokey, Smokey, Smokey…
Vokoun looks around and looks conflicted and confused before speaking.
Vokoun: You know BRB. Everything that you've said...is true. You are the only person that seems to actually know...me. And believe me BRB, there is not many people who do understand me. I've taken two weeks to figure this whole thing out.....and it wasn't an easy choice. But with you here....face to face....I'm here to tell you.........HELL YES!!!!!!
The crowd pops huge as Boiler Room Brawler smiles and the two men shake hands and holds each other’s hands up. The two men walk away together. Leaving Sarah all alone.
Sarah: Ladies and gentleman, it looks like Smokin Vokoun is the newest member of The Family! And you heard it here on Nakatomi Plaza!
Boiler Room Brawler and Jay Carroll V. The Human Hate Machines
*Well Thought Out Twinkies*
Muffer: This bout is set for one fall. Introducing first, the team of Jay Carroll and The Boiler Room Brawler!
*Welcome to Hell*
Muffer: And their opponents, Amigo and Square!
Square and Carroll start off. Square with a side headlock, Jay shoots him off into the ropes, Square bounces back with a tackle, Jay up, Square hit’s a dropkick! Carroll back to his feet again, Square meets him with a belly-to-belly suplex! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Amigo tags in. Running knee to Jay, then a double stomp to the ribs! Cover!
1!
2!
Brawler pulls Amigo off! Square runs in and dropkicks BRB, who staggers, but doesn’t fall! Square goes for a tackle, but BRB catches him and slams him to the mat! Amigo nails him a with a lowblow, unseen by the ref! BRB rolls to the outside in pain, while Carroll rolls up Amigo!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Amigo back up, but Jay meets him with punches, then a lariat! He set’s Amigo up for the Hangover, but Square breaks it up! He goes for the SquarePlosion, but Brawler pulls him from the ring! As BRB and Square brawl on the outside, Amigo nails Jay with a loaded kneepad-assisted Bom-Ba-Ye! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Muffer: Here are your winners, The Human Hate Machines!
Amigo continues to stomp Jay after the bell. BRB tries to make the save, but Square cuts him off! Blackout runs out to join his partners in a 3-on-2 assault, but The Smokin’ Vokoun runs out! Amigo bails, while Square eats a clothesline! Blackout tries to assist, but Vokoun drops him with a Samoan Drop! The Hate Machines scramble to the back as Vokoun tends to his new teammates.
Jonathan Michaels vs The Hangman
Referee: John Creed
Michael Muffer: Ladies and gentlemen. This contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way down the aisle
*"Ballad of a Hangman" by Grave Digger starts to play
Weighing in at 300 pounds, hailing from Port Royal, Jamica.....The Hangman!
*The Hangman runs to the ring wielding his chainsaw.
And his opponent weighing in at 240 pounds
*"DOA" by Foo Fighters starts to play as smoke appears and we see a video of dangerous stunts
From Los Angeles, California....Jonathan Michales!
*Jonathan makes his way down to the ring.
Tim Hoss: We should see a great match between these two brawlers
Jesse King: I hope Jonathan Michales gets punched right in the face.
We start with both men trading hard punches. The Hangman gets the upper hand with a clothesline on Michales. Michales is back to his feet. The Hangman goes for another clothesline but Michales ducks under. The Hangman turns and gets hit with a DDT. The Hangman is back to his feet. Both men trade more punches. Michales whips The Hangman to the rope. The Hangman bounces back, stops and hits Michales with a big boot. The Hangman drops an elbow on Michales. The Hangman mounts Michales and begins to punch him repeatedly in the face.
Brutal shots here by The Hangman.
Yeah! Hit him again! Hit him again!
Will you control yourself?
The Hangman picks Michales off the mat and hits him with a vicious sidewalk slam. The Hangman picks Michales off the mat again and whips him to the rope. Michales bounces back
Spear by Jonathan Michales!
Michales lifts The Hangman off the mat and hits a snap suplex followed by a leg drop.
It takes a lot of power to hit a snap suplex on a guy 60 punds heavier than you.
Will you be quiet? How can I concentrate on the match when you keep blabbing your mouth?
Both men are up. Michales lands a couple of punches. The Hangman returns the punches followed by a kick to the gut. The Hangman sizes up Michales and hts a buzzaw kick. Michales goes down. The Hangman lifts him off the mat and hits a jumping piledriver.
The Hangman could be setting him up for the finish here.
I love it! Do it again!
He can't hear you.
The Hangman hits another jumping piledriver.
And you said he couldn't hear me.
Oh give me a break!
The Hangman pulls Michales up and tries an irish whip. Michales reverses it and hits a belly to belly suplex as The Hangman bounces back. Both men go down to the mat.
Michales is making a valiant effort here but how much does he have left?
Believe me this guy is more brawn than brain. If he knows what's good for him he'll give up now.
Both men slowly get to their feet. Spinebuster by Michales.
The crowd pops.
Michales goes to the top rope and waits for The Hangman to regain his balance. Michales hits a moonsault and is caught in mid air and powerslamed by The Hangman. The Hangman goes to the top and tries to hit The Guillotine but Michales rolls out of the way.
Very heads up manuver by Jonathan Michales.
Michales applies the Key Grip to The Hangman.
It's got to be over here!
No! It can't be! Break the hold! Break the hold!
The Hangman manages to kick Michales off him. Both men get to their feet.....
Fade to black! Fade to black!
One!
Two!
Three!
It's over! It's all over!
I can't believe this!
Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner....Jonathan Michales!
A hard fought victory that could have gone either way. Jonathan Michales was the better man tonight.
Main Event: "Damn Right" Jackson V. Little Naitch
Michael Muffer: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to our main even of the evening... The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
"Too Black, Too Strong.. Damn Right!"
I Made It - Kevin Rudolf feat. Birdman, Jay Sean and Lil' Wayne
The crowd start to boo as DR Jackson's new music hits, he walks out very confidently basking in the hate and music. He slowly opens his White Suit Jacket to reveal his new shirt, displaying the text "The Era of Attitude", he slowly walks down to the ring.
Michel Muffer: Introducing first, from West Philadelphia, born and raised... weighing in at 300 pounds, "Damn Right" Jackson!
Jesse King: That's right, boo that man, he's a disgrace!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: You may think that, but the way I see it, he's a man on a mission...
New Blackjacks Theme
The booing quickly turn to cheers as Little Naitch struts out of the curtain in his signature robe. He stands at the top of the ramp as the crowd start a huge "Little Naitch" chant, he makes his way down to the ring.
Michael Muffer: And his opponent, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in tonight at 235 pounds... from the Family... Little Naitch!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: What an ovation for such a legend here!
Jesse King: You know what? I'm actually rooting for him this time! Break a leg Naitch! Break Jackson's!
The two men circle the ring as referee John Creed calls for the bell. The two men lock up in a test of strength, DR Jackson gains an early advantage as Little Naitch breaks out with a kick to the midsection followed by a knife edge chop. The crowd "woo". Naitch hits a second one, to another "woo" from the crowd. Naitch goes for a third, but DR Jackson catches him with a Big Boot.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: DR Jackson said it himself, he has alot to prove in this match tonight against Little Naitch...
Jesse King: It's good to see that jerk have a bit of respect in him, otherwise Naitch would force it out of him in no time...
DR Jackson whips Naitch into the ropes, as he comes back on the rebound, Jackson takes him down with a clothesline. He goes for the pin.
1.
Naitch gets the shoulder up.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Jackson going for a early pin again?
Jesse King: He's afraid I tell ya! We saw this last week against Yellow Jacket!
DR Jackson picks Naitch up and hits a Body Slam followed by an elbow drop and again goes for the pin.
1.
Naitch gets the shoulder up again.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: It looks like DR Jackson has changed his strategy as of late, instead of trying to hurt and injure the opponent, he's out to secure a win!
Jesse King: Or maybe he's trying to end his night early so he can avoid that mystery hacker who said he'd strike this week?
DR Jackson then goes to pick Little Naitch up, but Naitch kicks DR Jackson in the gut and a Scoop Slam of his own, Naitch follows up with a quick elbow drop of his own. Naitch then struts around the ring and hits a knee drop to the knee of DR Jackson.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Naitch turns it around and has already begun on delivering his promise to break Jackson's leg!
Naitch goes to apply a leg lace, but Jackson kicks himself free. DR Jackson gets to his feet, but Naitch delivers a low drop kick to that same knee, followed by a chop block. Naitch grabs DR Jackson's leg and applies a Half Boston Crab, but DR Jackson immediately gets to the ropes.
DR Jackson works to his feet again and shakes his leg to get the feeling back. Little Naitch comes up and hits another knife edge chop, Jackson responds with a hard right hand. Naitch with another chop, Jackson with another right. As the competitors exchange blows, the crowd exchange "Woo"'s and "Boo"'s. Eventually DR Jackson gets the upper hand and starts punching Little Naitch across the ring, eventually getting him into the corner. The ref starts tried to get DR Jackson to stop punching. Eventually Jackson stops.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: And there is DR Jackson's well established Mean Streak, that's the DR Jackon we've come to know!
Jesse King: But it's no match for Naitch's ground game.
DR Jackson walks away, only to turn around and charge at Naitch, but Naitch gets his feet up and boots Jackson in the face. As DR Jackson stumbles back, Naitch runs up to him with a quick clothesline, followed by a belly to back suplex. Naitch then delivers an elbow drop to DR Jackson's knee and attempts a leg lace, but Jackson kicks free.
Jackson gets to his feet, Naitch attempts another belly to back suplex but Jackson headbutts himself free and hits a hard short-arm lariat. Jackson then picks Naitch up and hits him with a Pendulum Back Breaker.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Naitch may have promised to break Jackson's legs, but Jackson had promised earlier to break his back!
Jackson then picks Naitch up again and holds him in a Gorilla Press position, he then proceed to get his knee ready, as he drops Naitch down for the back breaker, Naitch catches DR Jackson's head and lays him out with a DDT! Both men are down and the referee begins the count.
1.
Jesse King: My god! What a counter by Naitch! The man is a machine!
2.
3.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Counter or not, Naitch still took a 7 foot drop right onto his back, and after that back breaker, he must be feeling it!
4.
5.
Naitch begins to get up holding his back, DR uses the ropes.
6.
7.
Naitch is now using the ropes to get up as well.
8.
9.
Both men spring off of the ropes toward eachother and start punching away. DR Jackson again gets the upper hand, but Naitch ducks under a punch and lifts DR Jackson up for a Atomic Knee Breaker and hits it. DR Jackson is rolling around the mat holding his knee in pain. Naitch grabs Jackson's other leg, the crowd explode.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Little Naitch is looking to end it.
Jesse King: So much for the era of attitude!
Naitch begins to apply the Figure Four and once again DR Jackson kicks out, he kicks Naitch into the ropes and runs at him for a Spear on the rebound, but Naitch acts first and gets Jackson with a Double Leg Takedown, Naitch quickly locks in the Figure Four.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Looks like you were right King, Naitch's ground game has completely trumped Jackson's power game all match, and it looks like it's all set to pay off.
Jesse King: Jackson never had a chance!
Jackson is flailing in the ring, as Naitch wrenches hard on the hold. He's staring right at the suffering Jackson, screaming "Tap!". Jackson is helpless, Jackson falls back first to the mat.
1.
2.
Jackson quickly realises this and gets his shoulder up, as he continues to flail.
Jesse King: This looks to be it! Tap you son of a bitch!
The referee John Creed is standing over Jackson asking if he gives up. Jackson quickly grabs the Referee by the throat and yells "No!" before pushing him away. While the referee's back is turned, Jackson quickly pushes himself forward and punches Naitch below the belt. Naitch lets go of the hold as the crowd boos.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Come on now! That was uncalled for!
DR Jackson confidently limps around Naitch as he slowly picks him up. Jackson forces Naitch's head between his legs as he laughs. He then grabs Naitch by the waist and hoists him up for a Powerbomb, but his leg manages to get the best of him and DR Jackson falls down, Naitch lands on his feet. Naitch quickly struggles up to the turnbuckle.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: What is Naitch doing here! He never goes up to the top rope!
Jesse King: He's adjusting his game plan! He's a master!
Naitch is waiting for Jackson to get up as Jackson struggles back to his feet. Naitch readies himself to jump, but he hesitates as he's still feeling the effects of both the low blow and the back damage. After a brief pause Naitch takes the jump... however that slight delay was enough time for Jackson and Jackson catches him in mid air and lays him out with a Powerbomb!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Oh my! What a counter by Jackson!
Jesse King: If it wasn't for that low blow, Little Naitch wouldn't have had any delay, infact if it wasn't for that low blow Naitch wouldn't of have to of gone up to the top rope to begin with! Jackson is a cheat!
DR Jackson then picks Naitch up and places him across his shoulder and locks in the torture rack, Altitude Adjustment. Naitch is now the one flailing in pain as Jackson yells out to him to tap. However Naitch refuses, so Jackson drops down to his knees hitting the High Anxiety!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Oh the humanity, just end it!
DR Jackson holds on to Naitch and gets back to his feet, with the Altitude Adjustment still locked in. After Naitch realises he can struggle no more, he has no choice but to tap. The referee John Creed calls for the bell.
Michael Muffer: Here is your winner, by submisison... "Damn Right" Jackson!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Chalk up another win for the Black Dynasty and his Era of Attitude...
Jesse King: HEY! NO! STOP THIS!
DR Jackson still has Naitch in the Altitude Adjustment and Naitch keeps on tapping, Jackson then gets a sinister grin on his face and drops down one last time hitting the High Anxiety.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Come on now! That was unnecessary!
Jesse King: I don't think he's done yet, remember he promised to break the "measuring stick" in half!
Jackson then mocking struts to the other end of the ring and gets himself poised in a three point stance for a Spear, just waiting for Naitch to get to his feet. Jackson gets more and more eager to just sprint towards him until...
Footage quickly rolls of The Human Hate Machines beating down on Sparks... "Love Your Hate". Next we see footage of Heavy Metal Hollywood recruiting Sparks, aswell as Viva retiring Aaron Enigma... "Your Faith Lost". Lastly we see footage of the New Family getting more newer and younger members, becoming fan favourites... "You are now one of us!"
The world needs a hero, the WWCF needs a hero...
This is how the WWCF ends, not with a bang... not with a whimper...
This is how the WWCF ends, not with a bang... not with a whimper...
Suddenly a picture of old reporters hat appears on the tron, it slowly morphs into a crown, after a pause it finally morphs into a mask... a Phantom of the Opera mask.
But with a Story...
The crowd suddenly explode...
"You know that time in your life, that single moment that defines exactly who you are? Well that only stings for a second..."
Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em - Parkway Drive
The crowd get into a frenzy, as out of the curtain steps Motor-Colt. Sporting his trademark trench-coat and once again wearing his Phantom of the Opera mask.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Oh my god! Can you believe what we're seeing?
Jesse King: I don't believe it, I can't believe it. He retired!
Motor-Colt runs down right into the ring and gets right in DR Jackson's face. Jackson can't believe it. The crowd begin a loud "Motor-Colt" chant.
Jackson's shock quickly turns to a frown as Motor-Colt starts to punch away. After a bit, Jackson begins to get the upper hand in the punch up and uses his size to send Colt across the ring. Jackson quickly gears himself up and runs at Colt for a Spear, however Colt quickly catches Jackson with a Shining Wizard!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: And the crowd are on the feet to welcome back their hero! The self proclaimed White Knight and One True Constant!
Motor-Colt then picks DR Jackson up and looks to the crowd for their approval, after the crowd continue to cheer him on, he delivers a stiff kick to the mid-section followed by Colt grabbing Jackson by the head. Colt then hoists Jackson up into the air into a delayed vertical suplex position, Colt then spins in a circle before dropping Jackson down into a Stunner.
Jesse King: THE STORY ON PAGE ONE!
Colt stands over the fallen Jackson with a smile on his face, before slowly looking up to the crowd, almost in tears of joy to be back. Colt then quickly turns his attention to the fallen Little Naitch, Colt walks over to him and picks him up. Little Naitch cannot believe his eyes when he see who it is. After a pause, the two men embrace in the ring as Little Naitch holds Colt's hand up high. The crowd then begin a "Welcome Back!" chant.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: May 10th, 2010... mark down this day... The day Motor-Colt shocked the world and returned to his home, the WWCF.
Jesse King: And it's only appropriate he shares this moment with one of the best friends in the business Little Naitch!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: And that is the Story on Page One...
*Black*
Credits: BRB, Headbanger Man, Jonathan Michaels, The Smokin' Vokoun, Evil M(
), Kris Kobain, and DR Jackson