Monday Niteraw - June 7, 2010
6/16/10
Hoss - Welcome to Monday NiteRaw! Tonight, we will crown number one contenders for both the Hardcore Title and the Championship of Honor!
King - Plus, the Triangle Tournament to crown the next challenger for the WWCF World Heavyweight Championship will begin!
Hardcore Championship Number One Contenders match: Headbanger Man V. D-Day Dave V. The General of the Monkey Army V. TTS
The following contest is a Fatal 4-Way Hardcore match, and the winner will become #1 contender to the WWCF Hardcore Championship!
(Down On Me)
Introducing first, from Davie, Florida, weighing in at 290 pounds...he is "The Voodoo Lawyer" TTS!
(King Kong 2004 Theme)
From Lansing, Michigan, weighing 225 pounds and being accompanied by Tinkers...GENERAL OF THE MONKEY ARMY!
- General and Tinkers slap hands with fans on the way down. Tinkers eats a banana as General poses on the turnbuckle.
(We're Not Gonna Take It)
And finally, at a combined weight of 498 pounds - Headbanger Man and D-Day Dave...THE METAL EXPRESS!
- TME come out with actual instruments this time, and both men talk smack to the crowd on the way to the ring.
Tim Hoss: Here we go then, a 4-man hardcore match to determine the next challenger for Smokin Vokoun's coveted Hardcore Title. This one won't be scientific, and it definitely won't be pretty, but it should be entertaining.
Jesse King: A lot of interesting elements in the one, particularly the fact that The Metal Express will go against each other here tonight, as both men also would like to establish themselves as singles competitors.
Hoss: Absolutely. But don't forget that both General and TTS are veterans of hardcore bouts in this company, and would also like nothing more than to get back into the hunt for championship gold.
- The match starts off quickly, as TTS attacks Dave, while General and Headbanger slug it out. TTS clotheslines Dave out of the ring and follows him out. General hits a big back body drop on Headbanger, and drops a quick elbow, as simultaneously Dave reverses a whip from TTS and sends him into the barricade.
- In the ring, Headbanger recovers and drives a knee into the gut of General, and scores with a swinging neckbreaker. Dave slides back into the ring, and the Metal Express hit a double team suplex. TTS grabs a Singapore cane from under the ring and hits the ring, smacking Headbanger across the back with it, which sends him out of the ring.
Hoss: The weaponry has come into play already here! What a shot with that kendo stick by TTS!
- TTS swings at Dave, who avoids the contact. General dropkicks TTS into Dave, who again tumbles to the outside. General then rolls up the Voodoo Lawyer.
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- TTS powers out. General attempts a crossbody, but TTS catches him and manages to hit a fallaway slam. Both members of the Metal Express get back into the ring, and hit stereo dropkicks on TTS, sending him to the canvas. Dave reaches outside the ring and finds a beer bottle within the Metal Express plunder.
Hoss: Is he gonna drink that or smash someone in the head with it.
King: I'd do 'em both. I'm hardcore.
- Dave takes a swig of the beer and spits it into the face of General. Headbanger grabs a drumstick, and tries to jam it into the eye of the General, but TTS meets him with a baseball slide. Dave then smashes the bottle over the head of TTS! He rolls him into the centre of the ring and makes a cover.
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- General breaks it up with a double sledge to the back of Dave.
Hoss: That might have been all right there. That bottle shattered on TTS' face!
- General takes down Dave with a DDT. Headbanger comes back into the ring with a springboard clothesline, taking down the General. He signals for the Double Bass DDT, but Tinkers throws a banana skin at him. Headbanger turns around to confront the simian, but gets hit with a vicious low blow from the General.
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- Dave makes the save with an elbow to the back of General's head.
Hoss: Another save, this time by D-Day Dave. General really connected with that low blow.
King: Tinkers getting involved here. He's my favourite monkey since that talking gorilla in 'Congo'.
Hoss: That movie sucked.
King: Whatever.
- Dave hits a full nelson slam on General, and tries to get Headbanger to his feet. However, TTS, busted open from the bottle shot, hits him in the back with a steel chair. He then brains Headbanger with it, as the crowd cheers loudly.
Hoss: Good grief! What a chairshot!
- TTS then goes to the outside and grabs a table from under the ring. He takes it back inside and sets it up. General gets to his feet and hits a few forearm shots to TTS, followed by a running bulldog. Dave uses the ropes to steady himself, and counters a charge by General by low-bridging him out of the ring. He then walks into a discus clothesline by the Voodoo Lawyer.
Hoss: TTS once again regains the advantage. He's had a grudge against D-Day Dave for quite some time now, and you gotta believe he's really enjoying this.
King: He's seen his former tag partner become World Champion, and perhaps its motivated him to go for some gold for himself.
- TTS places Dave on the table, and goes to the top rope. He attempts to obliterate the former CEO with a Doctor's Note, but Headbanger manages to pull Dave away from the table, and TTS goes crashing through it! Headbanger shoves Dave away and goes for an opportunistic cover.
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- Dave drags Headbanger off, and hits him with a right hand. He goes for a pin of his own.
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- This time Headbanger breaks it up. The Metal Express then exchange strong words in the centre of the ring.
Hoss: Uh-oh, we thought it might come to this. Headbanger and Dave couldn't co-exist the whole time, and maybe we'll see them square off here!
- However, just as it seems that they will come to blows, General gets back into the ring and takes them both out with a double clothesline. He then proceeds to apply his Monkey Wrench submission hold on Dave! Dave reaches the ropes, but it doesn't matter! Just as it seemed he's about to tap out, Headbanger nails General with a trash can! He goes for the cover.
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- General kicks out!
Hoss: Great resiliance here from the General! That shot to the head would've kept a lesser man down.
- Headbanger whips General into the corner. He nails a few back elbows, and then places General on the top floor. He seems to set up for the Blastbeat Bomb, but TTS appears out of nowhere and hits him with the lid of the trash can. Dave takes down TTS with a spear, and at the same time General lands a superplex on Headbanger! All four men lay prone in the ring.
Hoss: These 4 men have taken so much punishment in this contest! That's what this match means to each of them.
King: I personally wouldn't wanna fight Vokoun one-on-one in a hardcore match, but each to their own.
- D-Day Dave rolls to the outside of the ring. General stirs and drapes an arm across Headbanger.
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- Headbanger just about gets a shoulder up! TTS scrambles to his feet, and hits a Pile-Up on General! However, before he can do anything else, Dave gets back into the ring wielding his guitar, and smashes it over the head of TTS!
Hoss: Good lord, another guitar shot there! TTS has taken some serious punishment in this one.
King: He'll be alright. He's crazy anyway.
- Dave celebrates and turns around...and gets hit in the head with a snare drum by Headbanger! He makes the cover.
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Here is your winner...THE HEADBANGER MAN!
- Headbanger raises his arms in triumph, but is seriously dazed! He tries to check on Dave, who is out cold. Headbanger shrugs his shoulders, and leaves the arena, with the remnants of his snare drum in tow.
Hoss: That's the first time we've ever seen Headbanger use a drum as a weapon here! What a brutal and physical match that was!
King: I can't wait to see him face Vokoun for that Hardcore Title. That's sure to be an absolute bloodbath!
Championship of Honor Number One Contenders match: Titanothere V. Evil M
Michael Muffer: The following contest is for one fall, and will be fought under the Rules of Honor. First, from La Brea, California, weighing 366 pounds: Titanothere!
(“Godzilla” by Blue Oyster Cult plays. Titan walks onto the stage, lowers his head, paws the ground with both feet, and trudges down the ramp. He walks up the steps and into the ring. He removes his helmet and shoulderpads and folds his arms across his chest).
Muffer: His opponent, from Parts Unknown, and weighing in at 320 pounds: Evil M!
(The opening chords to Kane’s old theme plays, and the arena goes dark. AC/DC’s “Thunderstruck” starts up and Evil M appears, accompanied by his pyro. He walks down to the ring and climbs over the ropes. He sets off his ring pyro and the house lights come back up)
“Gorilla” Tim Hoss: Two big men competing for a big opportunity: to be Number One Contender for the Championship of Honor. Last time these men faced Titan was able to pull out a victory.
Jesse King: Yeah, and this time the match will be fought under the Rules of Honor, which means automatic disqualification if you throw your opponent over the top rope or benefit from any outside interference.
Hoss: It also means the two wrestlers must shake hands at the start of the match, which should be interesting.
*M looks sad as he asks for a mic*
M: Ladies and gentlemen.
*Boos from the crowd*
M: Please people, this is important. Ladies and gentlemen, I have some bad news. Over the weekend, I received a phone call from my good friend and tag team partner, Yellow Jacket. At Championship Heatz, he suffered an ACL tear, which I had no idea about. The next night at Survivor Team Challenge Series, he further aggravated the injury. I had no idea he was even hurt!
Anyway, Friday night, he called me and informed me that effective immediately, he is no longer able to compete.
I- I just feel so guilty! If only I had known! I could’ve protected him at the PPV! I just…
*M starts to tear up, then composes himself*
M: Yellow Jacket, I’m sorry I let you down. You were my best friend and the best tag team partner I could ask for! I…
*M begins openly sobbing as the crowd boos and starts chanting “BORING!”*
M: YJ buddy, I will never forget how you rescued me from the hardcore scene and helped me become a respectable wrestler. So man, this is for you! I’m gonna win this match, then I’m goin’ on to win the Championship of Honor!
I’m gonna do it for you, YJ! I’m gonna do it for Yellow Jacket!!
Do it for Yellow Jacket!! Do it for Yellow Jacket!!
*The crowd boos as M drops the mic and prepares for action*
Hoss: What a bombshell! Yellow Jacket is out with a torn ACL!
King: Those are extremely serious, Gorilla. His career as a wrestler could be over!
Hoss: I just have to say, it will be a huge loss to the WWCF if that young man can no longer compete. Hopefully we can get confirmation on this news from the back as this match progresses.
(Referee Verne “Spud” Johnson calls Titan and M to the middle of the ring to go over the rules. He signals to the timekeeper to ring the bell. The two wrestlers get in a staredown. Finally, Titanothere extends his hand. Evil M slowly raises his and the two shake. Then Evil M snaps Titan’s head back with a throat thrust. He follows that up with a barrage of punches that drives Titanothere back to the corner. Johnson steps in and orders M back)
Hoss: Some brutal shots by the Hardcore Monster.
King: He needs to be careful if he doesn’t want to be disqualified. The referees tend to call COH matches conservatively.
(Evil M glares at Johnson but backs away from the corner. Titanothere comes out and the two get in an elbow and collar tie up. Evil M puts Titan in a side headlock, but the Monster of the Mesozoic Age powers out and pushes M away. Evil M pivots and connects with a big boot at the charging Titan, sending him staggering. He grabs Titanothere by the arm and whips him to the ropes, bends down and catches his opponent with a back body drop. Evil M goes down to make the pin, but Titan gets an arm up after one)
Hoss: An early pin attempt fails as Titanothere powers out. This match has been all Evil M so far.
King: You have to remember the last time these two faced Evil M was badly injured. This is his chance to show everyone who the real monster of the WWCF Galaxy is. And he has the added motivation of winning this for his injured tag team partner Yellow Jacket.
(Evil M pulls Titanothere up and tries to Irish whip him to the corner, but the heavier man doesn’t budge. He tries again, but the move is reversed, with M being sent into the corner. Titanothere rushes forward and hits Evil M with a body avalanche. M is knocked into the ring post. Titan follows that up with an elbow smash to the face before grabbing Evil M and pulling him out of the corner. M shakes Titan off of him and hits another throat thrust. He positions himself and delivers a sidewalk slam, then runs the ropes and comes back to connect with an elbow drop! Again he tries for a pin. Johnson counts One… Two… kickout!)
King: Another near fall for Titanothere. He has been Evil M’s punching bag tonight.
Hoss: You’re right, Jesse. Titan needs to step up his game or this will be yet another failed attempt to earn a title shot.
(Evil M pulls Titan up by the neck. With a burst of energy Titanothere shakes M off and head butts him. He follows that up with an uppercut. Titan pushes M to the ropes. The former Hardcore champ rebounds and charges at his opponent with a clothesline. Titanothere ducks under it, gets behind M, puts him in a waist lock, and hits a German suplex! The Monster of the Mesozoic Age clambers to his feet as Evil M rises. He clubs at M’s back with his forearm, leaving him hunched over, then grabs the bigger man and frog marches him shoulder first into a ring post!)
Hoss: Finally some offense from Titanothere.
(Titanothere takes the arm of the shoulder that was rammed into the ring post and bends it around the top rope. Grabbing the wrist with both hands, he puts his foot between Evil M’s shoulder blades and pushes, forcing M into the turnbuckle while simultaneously wrenching his arm. Johnson warns Titan to let go, then starts a five count. Titan releases his hold at five and punches M’s shoulder before walking away.)
King: Titanothere showing some real ruthless aggression there. I like it.
Hoss: People forget that once the Titan’s in the ring he can be as vicious as anyone else on the WWCF roster.
King: He’s going to need to be if he wants to beat Evil M tonight.
(Evil M comes out of the corner. Titan charges again, slamming a shoulder into Evil M’s injured side. M clutches his arm, and Titan scoop slams him to the mat! He goes for the pin but Evil M kicks out at One. Titan sits M up and starts to move behind him but gets a nasty forearm to the face that turns him away)
Hoss: It looks as though Titanothere was trying to go for the stump puller there.
King: I think you’re right Gorilla, but Evil M has enough sense not to sit still for that.
(Titanothere walks away from Evil M clutching his mouth. M stands and goes after him. He wraps an arm around Titan’s neck and jumps forward, driving Titan face first into the mat with a bulldog. M tries to turn Titanothere over for a pin but gets an elbow shot to the face and rolls away. Both men slowly stand. They circle one another in the middle of the ring. Finally Titanothere steps forward and throws a haymaker left at his opponent. M staggers but counters with a punch of his own, sending Titan back. Titanothere recovers and hits with another left. Evil M’s knees buckle but he fires back another shot to the face. The pair exchange punches a third time, then a fourth, the blows coming a bit quicker with each consecutive strike)
Hoss: These two have given up on wrestling and are now just trying to beat their opponent’s brains in. Who will be the first to fall?
(Evil M hits a punch that sends Titanothere flailing back, then another. He winds up and throws his arm forward in a wild haymaker, but Titan ducks underneath, puts M across his shoulders, and drives him to the mat with a Samoan drop. Both men lay sprawled on their backs, motionless. Johnson starts his count. One! Two! Three! Evil M sits up. He gets to his feet just as Titan rolls over and onto his hands and knees. M moves forward and aims a boot for Titanothere’s head but the downed man catches it and pushes him back. Titan gets up and charges at Evil M, who jukes out of the way. Titan stumbles forward, hits the ropes, and backs right into a reverse DDT! Evil M covers: One, Two, Titan gets a leg on the bottom rope!)
Hoss: And Titan saves himself! Or at least buys a little more time!
King: Both of these guys are running on fumes, Gorilla.
Hoss: You’re right, Jesse. I think the next big move will be the one that ends the match.
(M stands and drags Titanothere by one arm away from the ropes. Titan manages to get up and charges at Evil M, who scoops him up on his healthy shoulder and drops him to the mat with a running powerslam! Evil M hooks Titan’s arm and turns him on his stomach, then steps over him. Evil M squats down, still holding the arm, bending it back at a painful angle while driving his knee into Titan’s back!)
Hoss: The Crowbar! Evil M has Titanothere trapped in the Crowbar!
King: Heh. I guess Titanothere isn’t the only one with a “devastating submission move.”
(Titanothere screams in pain as Evil M twists his arm. “Spud” Johnson asks if he submits, but the big man says no. He struggles to escape, pulling himself towards the ring ropes. Just as he gets within a few inches, and reaches out to grab the bottom rope, Evil M drags him back towards the middle of the ring! He grinds his knee into Titan’s back and wrenches his arm. Johnson again checks on Titanothere, who shakes his head no, then changes his mind and begins nodding and slapping the mat with his palm! Johnson stands and calls for the bell. Evil M releases his hold on Titan’s leg and stands victorious.)
Muffer: Here is your winner, and the new Number One Contender for the Championship of Honor, Evil M!
King: He did it, Gorilla! Just like he said he would! He won it for Yellow Jacket.
Hoss: Evil M is able to reverse a run of recent bad luck with a victory here tonight, and now has the chance to face Jonathan Michaels and become the new Champion of Honor!
King: It should be an interesting rematch between two old foes. Michaels and M had their share of battles over the Hardcore Title.
King: You’re right there, Jesse. This time, though, the rules of the match will be much, much different.
Triangle Tournament First Round match: M.O.P. V. Amigo V. The Smokin’ Vokoun
Jesse King: All right, Gorilla! I'm looking forward to this next match because it has it all going in.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: The Triangle Tournament for the Number One Contendership continues with Amigo, -
"Welcome to Hell" by Venom hits the speakers as Amigo walks out to a chorus of boos.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: M.O.P., and our Hardcore Champion, The Smokin' Vokoun.
Michael Muffer: Now entering the ring, hailing from Tempe, AZ and weighing 214lbs, Amigo!
Jesse King: It has a former World Champion, a former Inter-Forum Champion, and our current Hardcore Champion.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Power, Technical, and Hardcore styles clash tonight...
Michael Muffer: And his first opponent...
"Days of the Phoenix" by AFI hits the speakers as the lights go out and the video plays. The audience pops as white pyro goes off and M.O.P. emerges, walking down to the ring.
Jesse King: My money's on Amigo, personally. The Human Hate Machines got hosed at Stable Warz II and he came close to redeeming them all.
Michael Muffer: Now entering the ring, hailing from Bergen County, NJ and weighing in at 232lbs... M... O... P!
M.O.P. slides in under the bottom rope and starts throwing his sign up while standing on the turnbuckle, to which the crowd cheers again.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: M.O.P. put up a good fight with his good friend Jonathan Michaels last week as well when he competed for the Champi-
Amigo comes from behind M.O.P. and hoists him over the turnbuckle. M.O.P. tumbles down, and lands backfirst onto the ring steps.
Jesse King: Nice move, Amigo!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: What a disgusting display! Amigo should be ashamed of himself!
Amigo leaps over the top rope onto the apron. Amigo is on the ring steps, wincing, as Amigo dives off of the apron and drops an elbow to M.O.P.'s sternum.
Jesse King: Amigo is the smallest man in this match; he's going to need every advantage that he can get.
Amigo starts stomping on M.O.P. as "Sinner Man" by Nina Simone hits the speakers to raucous cheers. Smokin' Vokoun runs out, Hardcore belt in hand, charging for Amigo.
Jesse King: Amigo, watch out!
Amigo turns around in time and narrowly ducks Vokoun's Hardcore belt.
Jesse King: Start the match, Alphonso, dammit!
The bell rings as Vokoun swings around again. Amigo ducks, raises his fists, and double axehandle smashes Vokoun on the back of the head. Referee Will Alphonso counts one.
Jesse King: They got to get back in the ring, quick!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: M.O.P. has been cheated in this match!
Vokoun goes for a lariat but Amigo ducks and smashes his elbow into Vokoun's head. Vokoun stumbles back as Amigo goes to hook punch him but Vokoun catches him with an Irish whip to the guard rail. Alphonso counts two.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Amigo is all about power but that's a hard style to work when you're smaller than your opponent.
Jesse King: But then, Amigo is clearly faster than Vokoun, so as long as he's faster and can still pack a punch, he's got a pretty good mix there.
Amigo stands back up and throws a Mongolian chop at Vokoun, who stumbles back again. Amigo grapples Vokoun by the head and butts him. Vokoun trips and falls backwards into M.O.P. as Alphonso counts three.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Amigo is relentless tonight. I think that Vokoun is getting the brunt of his wrath because he's still standing.
Jesse King: That was a perfectly worthless comment.
Amigo stomps on Vokoun and M.O.P. but Vokoun catches a leg and suddenly M.O.P. manages to thrust a foot out and sweep Amigo to the ground. Alphonso counts four.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Nice move by M.O.P.!
Jesse King: But a legsweep is hardly a game winner. Too little too late.
Amigo and Vokoun stand back up and gauge each other as Alphonso counts five. Amigo darts for the ring but Vokoun catches him by the arm and whips him back and grabs him. Alphonso counts six as Amigo Mongolian chops Vokoun again, and then headbutts him. Vokoun lets go as Amigo clutches him by the neck and starts choking him. Alphonso counts seven.
Jesse King: You can do it Amigo!
Amigo hooks one of Vokoun's legs and pushes him backward onto M.O.P. as Alphonso counts eight.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: A chokeslam to Vokoun. Amigo sure is strong for his size. Wily to boot.
Amigo stomps on Vokoun as Alphonso counts nine and the boos start building up.
Jesse King: Good job, Amigo! Good job.
Amigo slides into the ring just as Alphonso counts ten and the crowd erupts into boos as "Welcome to Hell" by Venom hits the speakers.
Michael Muffer: Here is your winner as a result of a double count out: Amigo!
Gorilla Tim Hoss: What a despicable win for Amigo!
Jesse King: Well, he got his, that's for sure. The Human Hate Machines are fighting back.
Gorilla Tim Hoss: I just want to move on. Let's get this first round overwith then. This is making me sick.
Triangle Tournament First Round match: Square V. “Damn Right” Jackson V. Little Naitch
Muffer - The following contest is a first round match in the Triangle tournament and it is set for one fall.
*I Don’t Care*
Muffer - Introducing first, he is the Revolution of Evolution, Square!
Too black, too strong… DAMN RIGHT!
*I Made It*
Muffer - Next, he is the self-professed Black Dynasty, “Damn Right” Jackson!
*New Blackjacks theme*
[color=ffff66]And, representing The Family, he is one half of the Southwest Connection, Little Naitch!
The bell rings.
Square and Naitch tie up, while Jackson hangs back and watches. Naitch hiptosses Square, who get’s back to his feet and dropkick’s Naitch. The blow grazes him and he charges Square, who armdrag’s him. Naitch rolls under the ropes. Jackson clubs Square from behind and hit’s a full nelson slam! Cover!
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Naitch pulls Jackson out of the ring!
Naitch chops Jackson a few times, then hit’s a snap suplex! Naitch rolls back in, where Square meets him with stomps and kicks. He picks Naitch up and shoots him to ropes, inverted atomic drop! He clothesline’s Naitch, then drops an elbow! He goes for the cover, but Jackson intercepts him and hit’s a gut buster! Cover!
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Kickout!
Jackson hammers Square, then legdrop’s him. Cover!
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Naitch breaks it up!
Jackson fires some punches at Naitch, who blocks them and hit’s some chops, followed by a single leg takedown. Naitch holds onto the leg and goes for the Figure 4, but Jackson rolls him up in a small package!
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Kickout!
Jackson charges Naitch, who sweeps out his leg and goes for the Figure 4 again, only for Square to blindside him and toss him to the outside! He then picks Jackson up and hit’s the Square-Plosion! Cover!
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Referee John Creed raises Square’s arm, then notices Jackson’s foot on the bottom rope! He waves off the decision, as Naitch nails Square from behind and hit’s a DDT! He stomps Square’s legs a few times, then locks on the Figure 4! Square struggles, but is about to succumb to the hold, when Jackson breaks it, picks Naitch up, and hit’s the High Attitude! Cover!
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Muffer - Here is your winner, “Damn Right” Jackson!
Jackson celebrates as both Square and Naitch are helped to the back.
Triangle Tournament First Round match: Colt V. Viva Los Bio Dome V. Jonathan Michaels
Michael Muffler: This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is a part of the Triangles Tournament!
"You Know That Time In Your Life, That Single Moment that Defines Exactly Who You Are? That Only Stings for a Second!"
Parkway Drive - Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em
MM: Introducing first, from The Daily Story, Adelaide, Austrailia, weighting in at 256 pounds... Colt!
Colt emerges from the back, wearing his trademark fedora, mask, and trenchcoat. The audience breaks out in cheers, screaming “Welcome back! Welcome back!” for the returning hero. Colt tips his hat, and makes his way into the ring.
Lady Gaga – Paparazzi (Heavy Metal Remix)
MM: Approaching the ring at this time, from Hollywood by way of Heywood, California, weighing in at 195 pounds.... “Hollywood” Viva Los Biodome!
Viva comes out in his haze of purple smoke, giggling and sauntering down to the ring. He stops once he sees a “Heavy Metal Hollywood Sucks” sign at ringside, and tears it up, tossing it in the fan's face to the delight of the smarks in attendance. He makes his way into the ring, stopping to laugh in Colt's face.
Foo Fighters – D.O.A.
MM: And finally, from Los Angeles, California, accompanied by Sara Nakatomi, he is the current WWCF Champion of Honor, Jonathan Michaels!
Jonathan Michaels arrives on the stage, engulfed in a ball of smoke, with Sara Nakatomi at his side. A montage of his stuntman work mixed with his in ring moves plays on the CrapTron as he makes his way down the ramp, Championship of Honor on his shoulder. He rolls into the ring, posing in the 4 corners, and looks at his opponents.
TH: All three of our participants are finally in the ring, let's get this thing started King.
The referee turns to signal for the bell when...
Silversun Pickups – Well Thought Out Twinkles
JK: Oh, what is HE doing here?!
Jay Carroll walks out to the top of the stage and soaks in the atmosphere, with his WWCF Title planted firmly on his shoulder and a microphone in one hand.
Jay: Oh, you thought you could have a Nite Raw without the champ? No! I'm going to sit at ringside for this one. I want to get a good look at each...
Jay points to Colt *
and every....
Jay points to JoMo *
one of my potential future opponents.
Jay points to Viva, then points to his title belt as Viva steps on the ropes as if to dare him to come in. Jay then takes a seat in the commentary booth. *
The referee wheels around and finally calls for the bell.
JC: Well, howdy Gorilla. I know you get tired of carrying that angry old man on commentary every week, so I figured I'd come out here and relieve you for a bit. Oh, hi King.
Viva ducks under the ropes and stands at ringside, while JoMo and Colt look at him. Both men shrug their shoulders, and go into a collar and elbow tieup. Colt gets the better of the power struggle, and grabs JoMo for a forearm to the face. He follows up with an Irish Whip, then a clothesline to knock JoMo off his feet. Viva slides in the ring, then slides back out when Colt turns around.
JK: This “angry old man” would thrash you in the ring even to this day. Don't forget it, chump.
JC: King, there's a perfectly good match going on in the ring, and you want to issue challenges? Meh.
TH: He's got a point, King. Any insight as to why Viva is just standing around ringside?
Colt prepares JoMo for a Russian Leg Sweep, but Michaels breaks out of it before Colt can utilize it, and picks up Colt for a sidewalk slam. He connects, and Viva slides into the ring again, almost sneaking up on Michaels. Michaels turns around and Viva quickly hops over the top rope, biding his time again. Michaels turns around to Colt, who is still prone on the mat and attempts an armbar.
TH: Michaels trying to apply an armbar here, and Viva is still lurking at ringside.
JC: Usually it's not good strategy to attempt a hold like that in a three way match, but if Viva doesn't want to participate then I'd go for it.
JK: Insightful commentary there champ. Next you'll tell us that Michaels shouldn't be trying to end this match so early.
Colt uses his other arm to prevent the armbar from being completely locked in, and Viva is back in the ring again, this time running in to kneedrop Colt. Michaels breaks the hold and eats a dropkick to the knee for his troubles, then a running lariat as he tries to get back to his feet. Colt is also back on his feet, and delivers a jawbreaker to Viva.
JC: About time that Viva manned up and actually got in this match.
JK: I don't see you on the card tonight, Carroll. Why don't you “man up” as well?
JC: Is he always this insufferable, Gorilla?
TH: Will you two stop? Nice counter by Viva!
Colt runs in for a shoulder block, but Viva sidesteps him and delivers a hellacious backcracker out of nowhere. Colt is rolling around on the mat, holding his back when Michaels spears Viva out of his boots, then attempts to turn it into a flapjack pin.
1....
2....
Viva punches JoMo in the ribs, breaking up the pin. Viva rolls to the outside and shows no intention on getting back in the ring. Michaels turns around Colt delivers a few punches to stumble the Champion of Honor, picking him up and holding him in the air for a delayed vertical suplex. As he finally drops Michaels, Viva rolls into the ring and torpedoes himself into Colt's knees, knocking him from his vertical base and sending both men crashing to the mat hard. Colt is holding his knees and rolls towards the side of the ring facing the ramp, and Michaels is also slow to recover. The referee admonishes Viva for his dangerous tactics, but Viva shrugs him off and bitchslaps him down to the ground.
JC: Really, Viva? Really?
JK: Viva with excellent strategy here! Nobody can win a match without a referee!
TH: Excellent strategy, King? Viva can't win the match at the moment either.
Viva looks around, then plays dead when Colt makes it back to his feet. Colt and Michaels are both back up at a vertical base, trading heymakers, with Colt getting the better of the exchange. Michaels is backed up, Colt hits the ropes and attempts to hit another lariat but Michaels ducks and Colt goes over the top rope. Suddenly, “Damn Right” Jackson appears at ringside after hopping over the barricades.
JK, TH, and JC: What the hell is he doing here?!
Jackson tosses something into the ring and spears Colt, then picks him up for the Anxiety Adjustment until Colt goes limp. He drops Colt on the ring apron, then pokes the referee a couple of times.
JC: I got to go.
Jay runs over to Jackson and gets in his face about interfering in the match, and the two men begin brawling at ringside. Viva picks up what Jackson tossed in the ring, puts it around his hand, and fakes being out again. Michaels comes over to him to pick him up, and ….
C-C-Combo breaker!
JK: I told you Gorilla, perfect strategy!
TH: Oh please! Viva is going to cheat his way into yet another victory!
…gets a swift kick in the nads for his efforts. Viva then throws a picture perfect Purple Sticky Punch with his loaded hand, as the referee finally gets to his feet. Michaels is in a world of hurt as Viva applies his reverse Dragon sleeper hold...
TH: He's got it locked in tight! Michaels please don't tap!
Michaels tries to break out of the hold but Viva slips in another punch, this time putting Michaels down for good. The referee sees Michaels go limp and calls for the bell, just as Jay is clotheslining Jackson over the barricades and away from ringside.
MM: Your winner of the match, “Hollywood” Viva Los Biodome!
Jay and Viva stare at each other, Viva pointing to the ring, daring Jay to hop in. Jay slides under the ropes and Viva begins stomping him. Jay fights back to his feet and it is ON!
TH: Carroll laying into Viva... Viva laying into Carroll....
JK: This is stupid on Jay's part, he's going to be shown up here...
Security runs in, pulling the two men apart to the dismay of the crowd. Jay and Viva try to break apart, and Jackson rolls back into the ring. Colt is back on his feet, however, and smacks Jackson with the Story on Page One, sending him packing. Viva and Jay are still trying to struggle to each other, with Jay finally being forced up the ramp and away from ringside. Sara Nakatomi tries to pull Jonathan Michaels away from the carnage as well.
Hoss - What a chaotic main event! Viva Los Bio Dome is one step closer to a rematch with Jay Carroll!
King - But to get there, he's gonna have to go through the sadistic Amigo and the dangerous "Damn Right" Jackson!
Hoss - Next week's main event should be an epic one, Jess! That's it for tonight, we'll catch you next week on Monday NiteRaw!
Credits: Headbanger Man, Titanothere, BRB, Evil M, and Jay Carroll
