Sunday Night Heatz!!1 -June 13, 2010
6/16/10
Sunday Night Heatz!!1 - June 13th, 2010
Neo Het vs. The General of the Monkey Army
Sean Kelly: Here is our first match of the evening...
Jerry Fish: Our opening match...
"King Kong 2004 Theme" hits the speakers to mixed reactions. The General of the Monkey Army walks to the ring with Tinkers on his shoulder and Bongo at his side.
Michael Gettenpill: The General is a unique character. Not many roster members can handle a veritable zoo like he can.
Sean Kelly: Well he has to be on his toes for the Platypus Army.
Jerry Fish: Now entering the ring, hailing from Lansing, MI, weighing in at 225lbs, he is The General of the Monkey Army!
The General enters the ring but tells Bongo to stay at ringside and then he places Tinkers in the corner as "Boys Don't Cry" by The Clash hits the speakers and the crowd goes silent.
Sean Kelly: Strange as The General is, his opponent seems to be making quite the impact based on his strangeness.
*Boys Don't Cry by The Cure plays on the PA*
Neo Het suddenly appears in the ring in a puff of smoke. The General and the crowd is surprised and starts reacting in confusion. Neo Het is holding a calico kitten, who he holds in front of his face and rubs his nose against his nose, lovingly smiling. The General looks at Tinkers, who puckers up her lips.
Jerry Fish: Now in the ring, hailing from Hot Topic and weighing in at 266lbs, Neo Het!
Michael Gettenpill: A calico cat? What is this? A zoo?
Bongo slides into the ring up to Neo Het but The General commands Bongo to stop.
Sean Kelly: This Neo Het looks like a tough guy, but why the kitten?
Michael Gettenpill: He must also have a sensitive side, ya know. Kittens are cute. Especially calicos.
Neo Het looks at Bongo and they have a staredown.
Sean Kelly: It is never wise to look a male gorilla in the eyes. Neo Het had better know what he's doing here.
Neo Het lovingly strokes the kitten, which Bongo starts staring at. Neo Het keeps petting it as Referee "Spud" Verne Johnson scratches his head.
Michael Gettenpill: This Neo Het seems to have the situation under control.
Neo Het softly smiles, nodding at Bongo as he hands him the kitten. Bongo starts petting the kitten and leaves the ring.
Audience: Aw...
Neo Het softly waves at Bongo and the kitten as he gets into his corner, as does The General, who sternly looks at him and gives him the evil eye.
Sean Kelly: Neo Het's already working The General's two aces in the hole. And he's a solidly built man to boot.
Referee "Spud" Verne Johnson looks at both sides, then starts the match. The General lunges at Neo Het, who backs up from him and puts his arms out to guard himself.
Michael Gettenpill: What is Neo Het doing? It's time to fight?
Sean Kelly: Well hopefully he will snap out of it soon. What kind of wrestler will Neo Het be?
The General goes for Neo Het again, landing a punch straight to the face. Neo Het leaps over the top rope to the outside and begins pacing around the ring, hands covering his face.
Michael Gettenpill: There's no crying in professional wrestling!
Sean Kelly: Well he's a sensitive guy. Judging from his build though, the General had better watch out.
Referee "Spud" Verne Johnson counts one as the General puts his hands on his hips and waits for Neo Het to reenter the ring. Neo Het looks up at him, then around to the crowd, which starts booing him.
Michael Gettenpill: Oh, don't boo Neo Het. Give him a break.
Sean Kelly: This is about the fans, Mike, and Neo Het's going to have to learn that.
Neo Het leans over onto the apron and appears to be weeping. The crowd continues its booing as Johnson counts two.
Michael Gettenpill: This is pathetic. Neo Het appears to be six feet, six inches and two hundred sixty-six pounds of sissy.
Neo Het uncovers his face and it is contorted with rage. He pounds on the apron, gritting his teeth as Johnson counts three.
Sean Kelly: Spoken too soon, Mike.
Neo Het slides into the ring. The General puts up his dukes.
Michael Gettenpill: Well let's see what Neo Het has in him.
Neo Het goes up to The General and throws a kick. The General catches it and throws a punch, which Neo Het catches. Neo Het leaps with his remaining leg and knocks The General over with an enzuigiri kick.
Sean Kelly: What a move from Neo Het!
Both men return to their feet, with Neo Het on the attack first. Neo Het runs up to The General, jumps up, and hooks his arm around the back of his head, spinning him around and driving him headfirst into the mat. Neo Het is quickly back on his feet.
Michael Gettenpill: Whoah!
Neo Het goes to the corner and leaps up to the top rope. He points up to the ceiling, when The General lifts him off of the turnbuckle and slams him onto the mat.
Sean Kelly: A good opening assault from Neo Het but The General is not one to showboat around.
The General gets onto the second rope and leaps off to attack Neo Het, who rolls out of the way and kips up. Neo Het goes to drop an elbow to The General's sternum but he rolls out of the way too.
Michael Gettenpill: I don't think that anyone expected Neo Het to be this athletic. I thought that he might be a technical powerhouse like our CEO Seth Drakin.
The General manages to get onto one knee before Neo Het picks him up and hoists him over his shoulders and starts spinning around. Neo Het still has a look of rage on his face.
Sean Kelly: I thought that he would be a power-brawler like DR Jackson...
Neo Het stops spinning and then slams The General backfirst into a corner. The General impacts with the corner, then falls onto his head.
Michael Gettenpill: Ooh...
Neo Het drags The General into the middle of the ring and turns him over. He points up to the ceiling again, uninterrupted, and then runs to the ropes and leaps against them for a lionsault onto The General. Neo Het follows it up for the pin.
Sean Kelly: Nice try Neo Het...
Johnson counts one.
Sean Kelly: ...But here's where Bongo and...
Johnson counts two.
Sean Kelly: ...Tinkers help The General.
Johnson counts three and calls the bell.
Sean Kelly: What?
Jerry Fish: Here is your winner by pinfall: Neo Het!
Neo Het starts jumping for joy and hugs Johnson, who is weirded out by the experience. The General goes over to investigate Bongo's situation.
Sean Kelly: Why didn't they help The General? They're always his ace up the sleeve.
Bongo is still petting the calico kitten when he looks up to see The General yelling at him. Bongo sulks and follows The General out of the arena.
[color-ff0033]Michael Gettenpill: Well, you have to admit: it was a cute kitten.[/color]
Neo Het remains in the ring, and points up to the sky when smoke fills the ring and pyro goes off. Neo Het is gone when the smoke clears.
Sean Kelly: That Neo Het sure is a magical guy, and we're sure to see more of him in the WWCF but let's move onto our next match, shall we Mike?
[color-ff0033]Michael Gettenpill: You got it, Sean.[/color]
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Kris Kobain vs TTS
*Oriental music starts to play and a geisha girl walks out on to the stage. She stops and fans herself while looking at the enterance. Kris Kobain walks out with kabuki makeup and a Japanese robe. He has his "champion of Mexico" title draped over his shoulder.
Gettenpill: Oh come on! What is this now!?!
Kris and the geisha girl make thier way to the ring. The girl hands Jerry Fish a piece of paper.
Kris:Introduce me right!
Fish: Ladies and gentlemen. Introducing first. From Japan by way of Seattle, Washington. Weighing in at 200 pounds....
*Fish shakes his head and llooks at Kris
Introduce me! Now!
Fish (unenthusiatsticly): The reigning champion of Mexico and newly crowned champion of Japan.....Krisawa Kobainashi....
*The geisha girl unrobs Kris to reveal a new championship belt. Kris looks to the sky and raises his arms in victory.
Gettenpill: This is too much...
Fish: And his opponent hailing from Davie,Floridaand weighing in at 290 pounds...
Down On Me starts playing
The Voodoo Lawyer T..T...S!!!
*TTS walks calmly towards the ring with his eyes locked on Kris.
Gettenpill: Maybe The Voodoo lawyer will cast a spell on Kobain to bring him back to reality.
Kelly: Maybe he'll cast a spell on you to make you an unbiased announcer.
Gettenpill: You can't be serious.
Kelly: I'm always serious.
*TTS walks towards Kris who tells the referee to wait. Kris turns towards the geisha girl outside the ring and bows to her. Kris instructs TTS to do the same. TTS looks at the girl, then at Kris and then at the crowd. TTS turns back towards the girl and starts to bow but turns and big boots Kris in the side of the head. The ref signals for the bell and the match starts.
Kris gets to his feet holding the side of his head. Kris jawjacks TTS who charges after him. Kris ducks under TTS's arm and hits TTS with karate chop as they turn towards each other. TTS charges Kris again only to get yet another duck under karate chop. Kris strikes a karate pose and TTS clotheslines him. Kris is back to his feet and they lock up. TTS over powers Kris and hits him with a knee to the mid section. TTS goes to one knee and hits Kris with a shot under the chin. Kris drops to the mat. TTS rolls Kris over onto his back and drops a knee on his head.
Gettenpill:Kobain taking early damage here.
*TTS lifts Kris off the mat and hits him with a sidewalk slam. Kris rolls over to his stomach and TTS kicks him twice in the ribs. TTS locks on a camel clutch. Kris reaches out for the rope but it is just out of reach. The geisha outside the ring distracts the referee by trying to enter the ring. TTS breaks the hold and goes after the girl. The girl drops to the floor and TTS goes back to Kris who is still down on the mat. TTS reaches down to pick Kris up and Kris punches him in the back of the knee bringing him down to one knee. Kris gets to his feet and lands a dropkick on the downed TTS. TTS gets to his feet and charges Kris. Kris side steps TTS and hits him with a reverse crescent kick as TTS turns around.
TTS gets back to his feet and Kris springboards off the middle rope. TTS catches Kris on his shoulder but Kris slides down his back landing on his feet. Kris rolls TTS up with a school boy and then transitions to a figure four.
Gettenpill: Submission applied by Kobain here.
TTS slams his hand down on the mat. Kris jumps up yelling that TTS tapped out. The referee doesn't call for the bell and Kris walks to him stating that TTS tapped out and motioning with his hand. The ref looks over at TTS who is getting to his feet as Kris climbs the second turnbuckle in the corner. TTS walks over and grabs Kris from behind slaming him down to the mat.
Gettenpill:It looks like this one is going to continue!
Kelly: That's not fair! TTS tapped out. I know it, you know it, this poor excuse of a referee knows it and all these people know it.
Gettenpill: I don't know anythng and neither do these people or the referee for that matter.
Kelly: I've been saying that for years.
Gettenpill: Back to the action..
*TTS lifts Kris off the mat and hits him with a shoulder backbreaker. TTS lifts Kris off the mat again and drops him with an inverted ddt. TTS covers Kris
1!...2!.....kickout!
TTS confers with the ref over the count as Kris crawls towards the geisha girl in the corner. She slips something in his hand as they are talking. Then moves away and Kris lays on his stomach as TTS and the ref turn around. The geisha climbs on the ring apron again and the ref goes over to her as TTS walks towards Kris.
Kris hits TTS with a low blow and catches him on his way down hitting him with a flatliner. A small bag that was in Kris's hand falls to the outside of the ring. The camera zooms in on it and it is a tightly packed bag of rice.
Kris ascends to the top turnbuckle and hits The Afterburn.
1! 2! 3!
Gettenpill: And it's all over thanks to damn dirty tactics.
Kelly: What? They guy wanted a snack during his match and TTS tried to take it from him. What a bully this TTS is.
Gettenpill: Right
*The geisha hands Fish another note
Fish: The winner of the match....the champion of Mexico and the champion of Japan Krisawa Kobainashi!
Kris makes his way up the ramp with the girl and his titlles and looks into the camera smiling.
Kobain: Now that's what I call a rice ball!
*TTS stands in the ring looking very very angry.
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BRB: Welcome to another exciting edition of The Boiler Room, where all of the hottest angles and stars only get
Tonight I am joined by the Family Pain Train Tyfo. Tyfo, we lost the Stable Wars match to Heavy Metal Hollywood, but Vokoun retained his Hardcore Championship against The Hangman and I retained my-
BRB shakes the Inter-Forum Championship belt.
BRB: Inter-Forum Championship belt.
But Jay Carroll winning the World Championship was the greatest victory of all. But lately, you seem to have been wallowing about in your spot. What's up with that?
Tyfo: Well, I've been a Family member since day 1. I've been in any and every incarnation that there's been. Hell, you've been there with me in a lot of them. But what I do know is that this current Family is without question the strongest, the most dominant, and most successful group that I've been a part of. If the WWCF Galaxy doesn't agree, if the boys in the back don't agree, just look at our collection of gold. A collection that's just going to get bigger when Naitch and myself finally get our rematch for the WWCF Tag Team titles.
BRB: All of that gold, yet Heavy Metal Hollywood won the Stable Warz match. And Viva snatched victory from Amigo no less.
You are a veteran of the original Stable Warz, Tyfo, what are your thoughts on the current landscape?
Tyfo: A veteran, a survivor, whatever you want to call it. The Family stood tall the last time around and I don't see a different outcome this time. We controlled this company, we hunted down what we wanted and we took it. That's what I see right now. I looked at Jay Carroll right before he walked out to the ring the night he won the title and I knew it was his. Because he had that look in his eyes. That look that told me that he wasn't accepting anything less. I look at you and what you've done. Whatever title you put in your sights, you went after it and you took it. I can see the same thing in Vokoun, and I know littlenaitch has the same desire. As for me, I've had that look in my eye for almost a year now. The look that says I'm ready to be the best. Right now it's getting our tag team titles back, but then, well, that's the main reason I'm here tonight. But I'll save that. Groups like Heavy Metal Hollywood, they're good, sure. But they aren't Family!
BRB: But you disappeared from the scene about a month ago, where were you?
Tyfo: Like I said the night I came back, it's no big deal. I just had to find what was inside me once again and I think that's what I did. I found that desire to be at the top. I've got nothing else to really say about that at this time.
BRB: Heh heh. Speaking of Heavy Metal Hollywood, you dropped D-Day Dave on his head with The Tumbleweed a few weeks ago. How good did it feel, Tyfo?
Tyfo: Gotta be one of the most satisfying moments of my career. You're talking about a guy who took this whole company, our little Corporate Family in particular, and tried to sell us down the river. A guy that promised us the world, and he left us to die more or less. I don't have to tell you, you were told all the same things that I was. But not only that, now he's part of a rival stable, he's one half of the team that took the Tag titles from Naitch and myself. Add all of that together and that match, that win, set about a year of frustration free. And it will probably be even more sweet, when we take those Tag Team titles back home.
BRB: Well let's get down to brass tacks, Tyfo. What's your plan for that briefcase there in your hand?
Tyfo: I've been carrying this thing around since Gookermania, just waiting until I felt the time was right. I don't need to sit around and stalk a weakened champion, and I don't need to jump him from behind. That's why right here tonight I am telling whoever the champion is at the time, and the whole world that I will be cashing in my shot at the WWCF Championship next month at Botch at the Beach.
It doesn't matter to me who the champion is. If it's still Jay Carroll, he's a Family member and he's a friend, but he knows that it's all about that title and he knows that it's about beating the best competition that there is. So I know he would have no problem at all facing me. If it's somebody else, that's fine with me. That's why I'm telling everyone now. I've known since this company began that one day I would take my final step up that ladder and claim the top prize. I've waited for almost a year, until I felt my moment was right. Right now, I feel like I'm ready to take on anybody. The Pain Train is going to rumble into Botch at the Beach and whoever is carrying the title is tied to the tracks. It is finally time that I fulfill my dream.
BRB: Well you heard it tonight, WWCF Galaxy! The Family Pain Train [color=Red]Tyfo is cashing in the Money In The Bank at Botch At The Beach! And you heard it all here on
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The Dream Chasers (Titanothere and Dream Warrior) vs. Human Hate Machines (Square and Hangman)
Gettenpill: Titanothere has never been known to not state his opinion, sadly for him Square has neither. So after the Human Hate Machine's tag team title lost and then that brutual attack on referee John Creed Titan called them freaks and the self proclaimed "revolution of evolution" got angry
Kelly: Rightfully mind you, Square got cheated out of the tag titles by a poor referee call and then some hairy giant called him a freak. Hypocricy at it's finest.
Gettenpill: Amigo knocked out the referee, and then they used the ring steps on Dave whilst the ref was looking! That is a fair disqualification in my book. Nevertheless, this is a tag team match with Square's fellow Hate Machine The Hangman joining him to take on Titan and Dream Warrior, the Dream Chasers.
Jerry Fish: The following match is set for one fall with a 20 minute time limit and is your main event of the evening. First, at a combined weight of 566 pounds Tittanothere and Dream Warrior THE DREAM CHASERS
*Godzilla*
Titan and Dream Warrior walk out onto the stage and as they pose for the crowd Square and Hangman attack from behind, and both teams start to brawl on the stage. Square starts to stomp the back of a fallen Warrior whilst the two big men start throwing punches wildly.
Gettenpill: The Human Hate Machines waiting no time to start fighting, and at least one member of the Dream Chasers knew that these underhanded tactics are Square's speciality.
Kelly: There not underhanded, it's a sign of experience. Square is a former tag team champion and was trained by WWCF legend StrykerDarkSilence, he is a tag team specialist. And the evilness of Amigo's protege, Hangman is scary
Gettenpill: But don't sell the Dream Chasers short, they have shown to be an excellent pairing and can be more than a match for the Machine.
Square goes to knee drop Warrior, but at the last second Warrior rolls out of the way and dropkicks the kneeling foe. Hangman and Titan have faught down to ringside, with referee Will Alphonzo demanding them to enter the ring to no response, Hangman rams the Titan headfirst into the ringpost and he drops to the floor. Hangman starts to walk away, but spins on the spot and squashes Titan with a vicious diving senton.
Gettenpill: This match hasn't even started yet!
Hangman goes under the ring and starts to pull out weapons, and as he gets out of under the ring Dream Warrior is there to great him with a hurracurna and a series of right hands. Warrior gets Hangman to his feet, rolls out of the way of a big boot and lands a picture perfect energuri to the top of the bigger man's skull. Warrior calls for Dream from the Sky and starts to climb onto the turnbuckles. As Warrior postions himself, Square viciously smashes a chair into the masked man, knocking him down and out in the middle of the ring. As the referee calls for the bell, Hangman cracks Titan over the back with a cane and Square levels him with a jumping chairshot. Hangman walks off, damage done as Square starts to scream into Titan's face "YOU'RE THE FREAK! YOU'RE THE FREAK!" repeatedly.
Gettenpill: The Human Hate Machines has just laid out the Dream Chasers, with a deranged Square standing tall over his Spin the Wheel Make The Deal opponent.
Kelly: I don't think Titanothere will even make it to Spin the Wheel after that vicious chair shot.
Gettenpill: Maybe we will find out tommorow on NiteRaw, where also Jazzman will take on the mysterious Man in Black and the final of the Triangle Tournament is held with "Damn Right" Jackson taking on King Viva and the first WWCF world heavyweight champion Amigo. For Sean Kelly, I'm Michael Getenpill goodnight!
Neo Het vs. The General of the Monkey Army
Sean Kelly: Here is our first match of the evening...
Jerry Fish: Our opening match...
"King Kong 2004 Theme" hits the speakers to mixed reactions. The General of the Monkey Army walks to the ring with Tinkers on his shoulder and Bongo at his side.
Michael Gettenpill: The General is a unique character. Not many roster members can handle a veritable zoo like he can.
Sean Kelly: Well he has to be on his toes for the Platypus Army.
Jerry Fish: Now entering the ring, hailing from Lansing, MI, weighing in at 225lbs, he is The General of the Monkey Army!
The General enters the ring but tells Bongo to stay at ringside and then he places Tinkers in the corner as "Boys Don't Cry" by The Clash hits the speakers and the crowd goes silent.
Sean Kelly: Strange as The General is, his opponent seems to be making quite the impact based on his strangeness.
*Boys Don't Cry by The Cure plays on the PA*
Neo Het suddenly appears in the ring in a puff of smoke. The General and the crowd is surprised and starts reacting in confusion. Neo Het is holding a calico kitten, who he holds in front of his face and rubs his nose against his nose, lovingly smiling. The General looks at Tinkers, who puckers up her lips.
Jerry Fish: Now in the ring, hailing from Hot Topic and weighing in at 266lbs, Neo Het!
Michael Gettenpill: A calico cat? What is this? A zoo?
Bongo slides into the ring up to Neo Het but The General commands Bongo to stop.
Sean Kelly: This Neo Het looks like a tough guy, but why the kitten?
Michael Gettenpill: He must also have a sensitive side, ya know. Kittens are cute. Especially calicos.
Neo Het looks at Bongo and they have a staredown.
Sean Kelly: It is never wise to look a male gorilla in the eyes. Neo Het had better know what he's doing here.
Neo Het lovingly strokes the kitten, which Bongo starts staring at. Neo Het keeps petting it as Referee "Spud" Verne Johnson scratches his head.
Michael Gettenpill: This Neo Het seems to have the situation under control.
Neo Het softly smiles, nodding at Bongo as he hands him the kitten. Bongo starts petting the kitten and leaves the ring.
Audience: Aw...
Neo Het softly waves at Bongo and the kitten as he gets into his corner, as does The General, who sternly looks at him and gives him the evil eye.
Sean Kelly: Neo Het's already working The General's two aces in the hole. And he's a solidly built man to boot.
Referee "Spud" Verne Johnson looks at both sides, then starts the match. The General lunges at Neo Het, who backs up from him and puts his arms out to guard himself.
Michael Gettenpill: What is Neo Het doing? It's time to fight?
Sean Kelly: Well hopefully he will snap out of it soon. What kind of wrestler will Neo Het be?
The General goes for Neo Het again, landing a punch straight to the face. Neo Het leaps over the top rope to the outside and begins pacing around the ring, hands covering his face.
Michael Gettenpill: There's no crying in professional wrestling!
Sean Kelly: Well he's a sensitive guy. Judging from his build though, the General had better watch out.
Referee "Spud" Verne Johnson counts one as the General puts his hands on his hips and waits for Neo Het to reenter the ring. Neo Het looks up at him, then around to the crowd, which starts booing him.
Michael Gettenpill: Oh, don't boo Neo Het. Give him a break.
Sean Kelly: This is about the fans, Mike, and Neo Het's going to have to learn that.
Neo Het leans over onto the apron and appears to be weeping. The crowd continues its booing as Johnson counts two.
Michael Gettenpill: This is pathetic. Neo Het appears to be six feet, six inches and two hundred sixty-six pounds of sissy.
Neo Het uncovers his face and it is contorted with rage. He pounds on the apron, gritting his teeth as Johnson counts three.
Sean Kelly: Spoken too soon, Mike.
Neo Het slides into the ring. The General puts up his dukes.
Michael Gettenpill: Well let's see what Neo Het has in him.
Neo Het goes up to The General and throws a kick. The General catches it and throws a punch, which Neo Het catches. Neo Het leaps with his remaining leg and knocks The General over with an enzuigiri kick.
Sean Kelly: What a move from Neo Het!
Both men return to their feet, with Neo Het on the attack first. Neo Het runs up to The General, jumps up, and hooks his arm around the back of his head, spinning him around and driving him headfirst into the mat. Neo Het is quickly back on his feet.
Michael Gettenpill: Whoah!
Neo Het goes to the corner and leaps up to the top rope. He points up to the ceiling, when The General lifts him off of the turnbuckle and slams him onto the mat.
Sean Kelly: A good opening assault from Neo Het but The General is not one to showboat around.
The General gets onto the second rope and leaps off to attack Neo Het, who rolls out of the way and kips up. Neo Het goes to drop an elbow to The General's sternum but he rolls out of the way too.
Michael Gettenpill: I don't think that anyone expected Neo Het to be this athletic. I thought that he might be a technical powerhouse like our CEO Seth Drakin.
The General manages to get onto one knee before Neo Het picks him up and hoists him over his shoulders and starts spinning around. Neo Het still has a look of rage on his face.
Sean Kelly: I thought that he would be a power-brawler like DR Jackson...
Neo Het stops spinning and then slams The General backfirst into a corner. The General impacts with the corner, then falls onto his head.
Michael Gettenpill: Ooh...
Neo Het drags The General into the middle of the ring and turns him over. He points up to the ceiling again, uninterrupted, and then runs to the ropes and leaps against them for a lionsault onto The General. Neo Het follows it up for the pin.
Sean Kelly: Nice try Neo Het...
Johnson counts one.
Sean Kelly: ...But here's where Bongo and...
Johnson counts two.
Sean Kelly: ...Tinkers help The General.
Johnson counts three and calls the bell.
Sean Kelly: What?
Jerry Fish: Here is your winner by pinfall: Neo Het!
Neo Het starts jumping for joy and hugs Johnson, who is weirded out by the experience. The General goes over to investigate Bongo's situation.
Sean Kelly: Why didn't they help The General? They're always his ace up the sleeve.
Bongo is still petting the calico kitten when he looks up to see The General yelling at him. Bongo sulks and follows The General out of the arena.
[color-ff0033]Michael Gettenpill: Well, you have to admit: it was a cute kitten.[/color]
Neo Het remains in the ring, and points up to the sky when smoke fills the ring and pyro goes off. Neo Het is gone when the smoke clears.
Sean Kelly: That Neo Het sure is a magical guy, and we're sure to see more of him in the WWCF but let's move onto our next match, shall we Mike?
[color-ff0033]Michael Gettenpill: You got it, Sean.[/color]
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Kris Kobain vs TTS
*Oriental music starts to play and a geisha girl walks out on to the stage. She stops and fans herself while looking at the enterance. Kris Kobain walks out with kabuki makeup and a Japanese robe. He has his "champion of Mexico" title draped over his shoulder.
Gettenpill: Oh come on! What is this now!?!
Kris and the geisha girl make thier way to the ring. The girl hands Jerry Fish a piece of paper.
Kris:Introduce me right!
Fish: Ladies and gentlemen. Introducing first. From Japan by way of Seattle, Washington. Weighing in at 200 pounds....
*Fish shakes his head and llooks at Kris
Introduce me! Now!
Fish (unenthusiatsticly): The reigning champion of Mexico and newly crowned champion of Japan.....Krisawa Kobainashi....
*The geisha girl unrobs Kris to reveal a new championship belt. Kris looks to the sky and raises his arms in victory.
Gettenpill: This is too much...
Fish: And his opponent hailing from Davie,Floridaand weighing in at 290 pounds...
Down On Me starts playing
The Voodoo Lawyer T..T...S!!!
*TTS walks calmly towards the ring with his eyes locked on Kris.
Gettenpill: Maybe The Voodoo lawyer will cast a spell on Kobain to bring him back to reality.
Kelly: Maybe he'll cast a spell on you to make you an unbiased announcer.
Gettenpill: You can't be serious.
Kelly: I'm always serious.
*TTS walks towards Kris who tells the referee to wait. Kris turns towards the geisha girl outside the ring and bows to her. Kris instructs TTS to do the same. TTS looks at the girl, then at Kris and then at the crowd. TTS turns back towards the girl and starts to bow but turns and big boots Kris in the side of the head. The ref signals for the bell and the match starts.
Kris gets to his feet holding the side of his head. Kris jawjacks TTS who charges after him. Kris ducks under TTS's arm and hits TTS with karate chop as they turn towards each other. TTS charges Kris again only to get yet another duck under karate chop. Kris strikes a karate pose and TTS clotheslines him. Kris is back to his feet and they lock up. TTS over powers Kris and hits him with a knee to the mid section. TTS goes to one knee and hits Kris with a shot under the chin. Kris drops to the mat. TTS rolls Kris over onto his back and drops a knee on his head.
Gettenpill:Kobain taking early damage here.
*TTS lifts Kris off the mat and hits him with a sidewalk slam. Kris rolls over to his stomach and TTS kicks him twice in the ribs. TTS locks on a camel clutch. Kris reaches out for the rope but it is just out of reach. The geisha outside the ring distracts the referee by trying to enter the ring. TTS breaks the hold and goes after the girl. The girl drops to the floor and TTS goes back to Kris who is still down on the mat. TTS reaches down to pick Kris up and Kris punches him in the back of the knee bringing him down to one knee. Kris gets to his feet and lands a dropkick on the downed TTS. TTS gets to his feet and charges Kris. Kris side steps TTS and hits him with a reverse crescent kick as TTS turns around.
TTS gets back to his feet and Kris springboards off the middle rope. TTS catches Kris on his shoulder but Kris slides down his back landing on his feet. Kris rolls TTS up with a school boy and then transitions to a figure four.
Gettenpill: Submission applied by Kobain here.
TTS slams his hand down on the mat. Kris jumps up yelling that TTS tapped out. The referee doesn't call for the bell and Kris walks to him stating that TTS tapped out and motioning with his hand. The ref looks over at TTS who is getting to his feet as Kris climbs the second turnbuckle in the corner. TTS walks over and grabs Kris from behind slaming him down to the mat.
Gettenpill:It looks like this one is going to continue!
Kelly: That's not fair! TTS tapped out. I know it, you know it, this poor excuse of a referee knows it and all these people know it.
Gettenpill: I don't know anythng and neither do these people or the referee for that matter.
Kelly: I've been saying that for years.
Gettenpill: Back to the action..
*TTS lifts Kris off the mat and hits him with a shoulder backbreaker. TTS lifts Kris off the mat again and drops him with an inverted ddt. TTS covers Kris
1!...2!.....kickout!
TTS confers with the ref over the count as Kris crawls towards the geisha girl in the corner. She slips something in his hand as they are talking. Then moves away and Kris lays on his stomach as TTS and the ref turn around. The geisha climbs on the ring apron again and the ref goes over to her as TTS walks towards Kris.
Kris hits TTS with a low blow and catches him on his way down hitting him with a flatliner. A small bag that was in Kris's hand falls to the outside of the ring. The camera zooms in on it and it is a tightly packed bag of rice.
Kris ascends to the top turnbuckle and hits The Afterburn.
1! 2! 3!
Gettenpill: And it's all over thanks to damn dirty tactics.
Kelly: What? They guy wanted a snack during his match and TTS tried to take it from him. What a bully this TTS is.
Gettenpill: Right
*The geisha hands Fish another note
Fish: The winner of the match....the champion of Mexico and the champion of Japan Krisawa Kobainashi!
Kris makes his way up the ramp with the girl and his titlles and looks into the camera smiling.
Kobain: Now that's what I call a rice ball!
*TTS stands in the ring looking very very angry.
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The Boiler Room
BRB: Welcome to another exciting edition of The Boiler Room, where all of the hottest angles and stars only get
hotter!
Tonight I am joined by the Family Pain Train Tyfo. Tyfo, we lost the Stable Wars match to Heavy Metal Hollywood, but Vokoun retained his Hardcore Championship against The Hangman and I retained my-
BRB shakes the Inter-Forum Championship belt.
BRB: Inter-Forum Championship belt.
But Jay Carroll winning the World Championship was the greatest victory of all. But lately, you seem to have been wallowing about in your spot. What's up with that?
Tyfo: Well, I've been a Family member since day 1. I've been in any and every incarnation that there's been. Hell, you've been there with me in a lot of them. But what I do know is that this current Family is without question the strongest, the most dominant, and most successful group that I've been a part of. If the WWCF Galaxy doesn't agree, if the boys in the back don't agree, just look at our collection of gold. A collection that's just going to get bigger when Naitch and myself finally get our rematch for the WWCF Tag Team titles.
BRB: All of that gold, yet Heavy Metal Hollywood won the Stable Warz match. And Viva snatched victory from Amigo no less.
You are a veteran of the original Stable Warz, Tyfo, what are your thoughts on the current landscape?
Tyfo: A veteran, a survivor, whatever you want to call it. The Family stood tall the last time around and I don't see a different outcome this time. We controlled this company, we hunted down what we wanted and we took it. That's what I see right now. I looked at Jay Carroll right before he walked out to the ring the night he won the title and I knew it was his. Because he had that look in his eyes. That look that told me that he wasn't accepting anything less. I look at you and what you've done. Whatever title you put in your sights, you went after it and you took it. I can see the same thing in Vokoun, and I know littlenaitch has the same desire. As for me, I've had that look in my eye for almost a year now. The look that says I'm ready to be the best. Right now it's getting our tag team titles back, but then, well, that's the main reason I'm here tonight. But I'll save that. Groups like Heavy Metal Hollywood, they're good, sure. But they aren't Family!
BRB: But you disappeared from the scene about a month ago, where were you?
Tyfo: Like I said the night I came back, it's no big deal. I just had to find what was inside me once again and I think that's what I did. I found that desire to be at the top. I've got nothing else to really say about that at this time.
BRB: Heh heh. Speaking of Heavy Metal Hollywood, you dropped D-Day Dave on his head with The Tumbleweed a few weeks ago. How good did it feel, Tyfo?
Tyfo: Gotta be one of the most satisfying moments of my career. You're talking about a guy who took this whole company, our little Corporate Family in particular, and tried to sell us down the river. A guy that promised us the world, and he left us to die more or less. I don't have to tell you, you were told all the same things that I was. But not only that, now he's part of a rival stable, he's one half of the team that took the Tag titles from Naitch and myself. Add all of that together and that match, that win, set about a year of frustration free. And it will probably be even more sweet, when we take those Tag Team titles back home.
BRB: Well let's get down to brass tacks, Tyfo. What's your plan for that briefcase there in your hand?
Tyfo: I've been carrying this thing around since Gookermania, just waiting until I felt the time was right. I don't need to sit around and stalk a weakened champion, and I don't need to jump him from behind. That's why right here tonight I am telling whoever the champion is at the time, and the whole world that I will be cashing in my shot at the WWCF Championship next month at Botch at the Beach.
It doesn't matter to me who the champion is. If it's still Jay Carroll, he's a Family member and he's a friend, but he knows that it's all about that title and he knows that it's about beating the best competition that there is. So I know he would have no problem at all facing me. If it's somebody else, that's fine with me. That's why I'm telling everyone now. I've known since this company began that one day I would take my final step up that ladder and claim the top prize. I've waited for almost a year, until I felt my moment was right. Right now, I feel like I'm ready to take on anybody. The Pain Train is going to rumble into Botch at the Beach and whoever is carrying the title is tied to the tracks. It is finally time that I fulfill my dream.
BRB: Well you heard it tonight, WWCF Galaxy! The Family Pain Train [color=Red]Tyfo is cashing in the Money In The Bank at Botch At The Beach! And you heard it all here on
The Boiler Room!
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The Dream Chasers (Titanothere and Dream Warrior) vs. Human Hate Machines (Square and Hangman)
Gettenpill: Titanothere has never been known to not state his opinion, sadly for him Square has neither. So after the Human Hate Machine's tag team title lost and then that brutual attack on referee John Creed Titan called them freaks and the self proclaimed "revolution of evolution" got angry
Kelly: Rightfully mind you, Square got cheated out of the tag titles by a poor referee call and then some hairy giant called him a freak. Hypocricy at it's finest.
Gettenpill: Amigo knocked out the referee, and then they used the ring steps on Dave whilst the ref was looking! That is a fair disqualification in my book. Nevertheless, this is a tag team match with Square's fellow Hate Machine The Hangman joining him to take on Titan and Dream Warrior, the Dream Chasers.
Jerry Fish: The following match is set for one fall with a 20 minute time limit and is your main event of the evening. First, at a combined weight of 566 pounds Tittanothere and Dream Warrior THE DREAM CHASERS
*Godzilla*
Titan and Dream Warrior walk out onto the stage and as they pose for the crowd Square and Hangman attack from behind, and both teams start to brawl on the stage. Square starts to stomp the back of a fallen Warrior whilst the two big men start throwing punches wildly.
Gettenpill: The Human Hate Machines waiting no time to start fighting, and at least one member of the Dream Chasers knew that these underhanded tactics are Square's speciality.
Kelly: There not underhanded, it's a sign of experience. Square is a former tag team champion and was trained by WWCF legend StrykerDarkSilence, he is a tag team specialist. And the evilness of Amigo's protege, Hangman is scary
Gettenpill: But don't sell the Dream Chasers short, they have shown to be an excellent pairing and can be more than a match for the Machine.
Square goes to knee drop Warrior, but at the last second Warrior rolls out of the way and dropkicks the kneeling foe. Hangman and Titan have faught down to ringside, with referee Will Alphonzo demanding them to enter the ring to no response, Hangman rams the Titan headfirst into the ringpost and he drops to the floor. Hangman starts to walk away, but spins on the spot and squashes Titan with a vicious diving senton.
Gettenpill: This match hasn't even started yet!
Hangman goes under the ring and starts to pull out weapons, and as he gets out of under the ring Dream Warrior is there to great him with a hurracurna and a series of right hands. Warrior gets Hangman to his feet, rolls out of the way of a big boot and lands a picture perfect energuri to the top of the bigger man's skull. Warrior calls for Dream from the Sky and starts to climb onto the turnbuckles. As Warrior postions himself, Square viciously smashes a chair into the masked man, knocking him down and out in the middle of the ring. As the referee calls for the bell, Hangman cracks Titan over the back with a cane and Square levels him with a jumping chairshot. Hangman walks off, damage done as Square starts to scream into Titan's face "YOU'RE THE FREAK! YOU'RE THE FREAK!" repeatedly.
Gettenpill: The Human Hate Machines has just laid out the Dream Chasers, with a deranged Square standing tall over his Spin the Wheel Make The Deal opponent.
Kelly: I don't think Titanothere will even make it to Spin the Wheel after that vicious chair shot.
Gettenpill: Maybe we will find out tommorow on NiteRaw, where also Jazzman will take on the mysterious Man in Black and the final of the Triangle Tournament is held with "Damn Right" Jackson taking on King Viva and the first WWCF world heavyweight champion Amigo. For Sean Kelly, I'm Michael Getenpill goodnight!
