Sunday Night Heatz!! - January 3, 2010
2/5/10
Sean Kelly - Welcome to the first WWCF show of the New Year! Welcome to Sunday Night Heatz!!1
Michael Gettenpill - And with the new year comes new faces! I’m Michael Gettenpill.
Sean Kelly - And I’m Sean Kelly. Tonight on Heatz!!1, we kick off the 2010 King of WrestleCrap tournament with four of the eight first round matches!
Michael Gettenpill - Plus, we have our main event, Viva Los Bio Dome and Stryker Dark Silence defending the WWCF World Tag Team Championship against Tyfo and Little Naitch, The Southwest Connection!
Sean Kelly - Now let’s send it down to Michael Muffer for our opening contest!
King of WrestleCrap First Round Match: “Champagne” Jay Carroll V. The Boiler Room Brawler
Michael Muffer - The following contest is set for one fall, and it is a King of WrestleCrap first round match.
*Panic Switch*
Jay Carroll walks out, accompanied by a pair of models, as well as a valet, who is carrying a case of champagne.
Michael Muffer - Introducing first, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 215 pounds, “Champagne” Jay Carroll!
Sean Kelly - This is a big match for Jay Carroll, as it’s his first real chance to step up from former Heatz!!1 Champion to top contender in the WWCF.
Michael Gettenpill - This kid has always been very impressive, but remember, he’s facing a newly crowned Champion.
*You Asked For It*
On the CrapTron, we see The Boiler Room Brawler exiting the boiler room and running towards the entrance. Pyro goes off as The Brawler emerges from behind the curtain, the Hardcore Championship strapped around his waist.
Michael Muffer - And his opponent, from Rockford, Illinois, weighing in at 350 pounds, he is the newly crowned WWCF Hardcore Champion, The Boiler Room Brawler!
Sean Kelly - Brawler was seemingly suffering from a streak of bad luck, unable to pick up a win, but all that changed last Monday!
Michael Gettenpill - The Boiler Room Brawler was able to win a 4-way match to end the 6-month long reign of Jonathan Michaels, in a match that interestingly enough, included his opponent tonight, Jay Carroll.
Sean Kelly - And you know Jay has to be looking for some form of payback after the beating laid on him by BRB.
The bell rings and the two lock up. Jay applies a hammerlock, which BRB reverses into an armwrench and legsweep. Jay’s on the mat, but he fights his way out of the hold and manages to clamp on a side headlock. Brawler pelts Jay with punches to force him off and then hit’s a big suplex on the former Heatz!!1 Champion.
Sean Kelly - That one rocked Carroll!
Brawler makes the cover.
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Kickout.
Brawler pulls Jay up and delivers a scoop slam. He runs the ropes, looking for a big splash, but Jay rolls out of the way! Brawler clutches his ribs, as Jay tries to pull himself up. He get’s to his feet and nails Brawler in the ribs with a hard kick, then yanks him up for a DDT! Cover!
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Kickout!
Michael Gettenpill - So close, but yet so far! Only a 2-count!
Brawler tries to catch his breath, but Jay’s right back on him with punches and kicks, trying to keep the Hardcore Champion for getting vertical. Jay climbs to the top rope, as Brawler starts to stand. Jay comes down with an ax handle attempt, but Brawler catches him in a bearhug! Jay hammers Brawler, trying to loosen his grip, but he has it cinched in good!
Sean Kelly - Brawler not relinquishing that hold for anything, Michael!
Michael Gettenpill - He wants to win Sean, plain and simple.
Jay starts to fade as the ref checks his arm.
“1!”
He checks it again.
“2!”
He goes for one more.
“Thr-!”
Jay’s arm stays up and he nails Brawler with a huge headbutt, forcing him to break the hold! With Brawler staggered, Jay comes off the ropes with a diving lariat! Brawler goes down but quickly get’s back to his feet, but not for long!
Sean Kelly - Jay with a kick to the midsection!
Michael Gettenpill - And he follows it up with… THE HANGOVER!
COVER!!!
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Michael Muffer - Here is your winner, “Champagne” Jay Carroll!
Sean Kelly - That one had to be considered an upset, Michael!
Indeed. BRB was the heavy favorite going in, but Jay Carroll proving himself to be resourceful!
Sean Kelly - With this win, Jay moves to the second round of the King of WrestleCrap Tournament.
Michael Gettenpill - And we’ll find out who his second round opponent will be… next!
*Commercial*
King of WrestleCrap First Round Match: Amigo V. M.O.P.
Sean Kelly: OK then, our next match is another one in the King of Wrestlecrap tournament pits current WWCF Inter-Fourm champ M.O.P. against the reviled Amigo.
Michael Gettenpill: Not too long ago, Amigo's matches have been surrounded in controversy, including DQ's and feet on the ropes. As such, he's probably not happy.
Sean Kelly: M.O.P. is a great wrestler, but he might be in trouble if Amigo directs his wrath onto him. Then again, Amigo might get carried away, and M.O.P. could take advantage of it. Either way, let's get back to the ring for official introductions with Micheal Muffer.
Micheal Muffer: The following match is a first round match in the King of Wrestlecrap tournament, scheduled for one fall with a thirty minute time limit. The referee for this bout is Lloyd McFloyd.
First, in the Blue corner, from Bergen County, New Jersey, he stands 6 feet, 1 inch, and weighing in at 232lbs. He is the current WWCF Inter-Forum Champion, M.O.P.!
*The lights of the Arena dim, while M.O.P.'s entrance video plays on the Titantron, and "Days of the Phoenix" by AFI follows in suit. Soon, white pyro ignites as M.O.P. appears to raucous approval, walking slowly, high-fives occurring all the way, to the ring, where he then enters via the Steel steps, goes through the ropes and settles in the Blue corner.
Micheal Muffer: And his opponent. In the Red corner, from Tempe, Arizona, he stands 6 feet even, and weighs in tonight at 214lbs. He is a former and original WWCF World Heavyweight Champion, Amigo!
*As music from Thrash and Black Metal pioneer Venom blares through the stereos, a camera catches Amigo, wearing a new vest with the words "FOAD" (F*** off and die), entering not from the entrance ramp, but from the crowd, bumping his way through, jumping over the rail, sliding into the ring, and plants himself Raven-style in the red corner to a hail of boos, but some cheers from a section or three*
Lloyd McFloyd: All right, you two, come in!
*They do so*
All right, both of you know the rules, no eye pokes, nut shots, hair or mask pulling, no foreign objects and such, and I'm directly talking to YOU, Amigo!
*Raises his hand as to punch him, McFloyd backs away, as Amigo grins*
Lloyd McFloyd: All right, begin!
*Bell rings*
As the bell rings, M.O.P. puts his hand out as for a sportsmanlike handshake, Amigo looks at it with a grimace, and to the surprise of many, actually shakes his hand, then both pull back, pace around the ring, and slowly, but precisely start a lock-up for the Test of Strength, with Amigo and his newfound power out-muscling M.O.P. and pushes him into a corner, and starts laying body blows and knee lifts, as McFloyd must force him to break. M.O.P. rises, does a fake-out, and surprises Amigo with a Leg Lariat, and tries for another, but Amigo headbutts him in the stomach in the air, and stomps on M.O.P.'s arm after he falls down in pain. Amigo then picks up M.O.P., and Lariats him back down, and quickly goes up on top for a Diving Elbow Drop, as M.O.P. then rolls out to the outside.
As Amigo follows, with McFloyd counting, M.O.P. elbows Amigo in the stomach, climbs up to the apron, and kicks Amigo in the head, and climbs back in. Amigo then goes in and punches M.O.P. straight in the Kidneys as M.O.P. does a spinning back chop at the same time. Shaken up, M.O.P. throws a flurry of forearm shots and palm strikes, before bouncing off the ropes, with a Spinning heel kick. M.O.P. goes for a pin fall, but only gets 1, as Amigo then chop blocks him when he rises, and the grabs M.O.P. by the throat, and trips out his leg, and as M.O.P. falls, drives his elbow right into his chest. Amigo the goes for a pinfall, but M.O.P. kicks out. Flustered, Amigo flips him over, allows M.O.P. to get on his hands and feet, and soccer kicks him in the head, and tries for a pinfall, but M.O.P.'s foot is on the rope.
Even more flustered, Amigo picks up M.O.P., but M.O.P. gets a small package for 2, and a Japanese leg roll clutch for 2.5! M.O.P. gets a second wind, but as going for a Michinoku Driver II, Amigo slips out, and lands a headbutt that sends M.O.P. off into la la land. Seeing a chance, Amigo lands a Powerbomb, but flips M.O.P. into a seated position, ands lands the Bom-Ba Ye unprotected onto his face, sending M.O.P.'s K.O.'d body to fall helplessly to the mat, as Amigo goes for a pinfall, getting the three count.
Here is your winner, Amigo!
Sean Kelly - Amigo moves on in the tournament.
Michael Gettenpill - But he’ll face a tough challenge in the second round, as he’ll have to go up against “Champagne” Jay Carroll.
Sean Kelly - Don’t forget though, Amigo is one tricky son of a gun. If anyone can beat Carroll, it’s him.
Michael Gettenpill - Well in any case, up next, we have Square taking on the General of the Monkey Army in another first round match.
*Commercial*
King of WrestleCrap First Round Match: The General of the Monkey Army V. Square
*King Kong 2004 Theme*
Micheal Muffer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, first from Lansing, Michigan he weighs in at 225 pounds he is The General Of The Monkey Army!
*The General comes out determined with Tinkers high fiving the crowd*
Michael Gettenpill: The General looks determined to become the King of Wrestlecrap
Sean Kelly: So much so that he's letting that flea ridden beast go close to the paying audience, thats just a law suit waiting to happen
*The General's theme stops as The General stares at the entrance ramp waiting for his opponant*
Micheal Muffer: And his opponent...
*I Don't Care*
Muffer: From Preston, England he weighs in at...
*Muffer stops as Square attacks the General from behind throwing wild punches*
Sean Kelly: 2009 did not end well for the Revolution of Evolution, so the man who has claimed to be undefeated during 2010 is taking it to the General
The referee pulls Square off and gets him into his corner, as The General gets up and charges, closelining Square into the corner and quickly follows with a monkey flip. The General runs at the rope looking for another closeline but gets smashed in the face by big boot. Square lands a elbow and goes for the cover
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kickout
Square stands up and drops another elbow, and goes for the pin
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kickout
Square goes to the well agian but The General rolls out of the way and quickly grabs hold of the extended arm and locks in a armbar
Micheal Gettenpill: The General locking in a armbar, not something we see everyday out of the hardcore specialist
Sean Kelly: It's a good tactic though, take out Squre's arm and you neutralize his biggest weapon in the Squareplosion.
Square grabs the bottom rope and rolls out of the ring to avoid The General's wrath. The General starts to climb out of the ring to continue the attack but as soon as he steps through the ropes he gets greeted with a violent kick to the side of the head knocking him back into the ring. Square slides back into the ring and starts stomping on the fallen opponant. Square picks up The General and sets him up for the L7, but The General wriggles out of the last second and pushes Square into the corner, squashing the ref in the process.
Micheal Gettenpill: The ref is down and The General is sizing up for a Monkey's Paw
As The General goes for the Monkey's Paw, Amigo runs down to the ring with a chair and smashes The General in the back. Amigo throws the chair out of the ring and then smashes The General in the face with the Bom-Ba Ye then slides out of the ring. Square covers The General as the ref slowly gets into position
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Micheal Muffer: Here is your winner, Square!
Micheal Gettenpill: Square advances in the King of Wrestlecrap, but what the hell is Amigo doing helping Square?
Sean Kelly: Well I guess that’s why The Revolution of Evolution is so confident over his undefeated streak
Michael Gettenpill - Up next is the final first round match of the night, as Ganzo Bomb battles Johnny Green.
*Commercial*
King of WrestleCrap First Round Match: Ganzo Bomb V. Johnny Green
Michael Muffer – The following contest is an opening round for the 2010 King of Wrestlecrap tournament. It is shceduled for one fall. Introducing first-
*National Disgrace plays on the PA as Johnny Green makes his way out. He jumps into a convieniently places shopping cart nearby and rides it down the ramp.*
Michael Muffer – Coming to us from Hollywood, California and weighing in tonight at 202 pounds. This is Johnny Green!
*Johnny Green comes to a craching halt as his cart hits the ring apron. He lies on the mat for a few seconds before climbing up and rolling into the ring.*
Michael Muffer – And his opponent-
*Black Hole Sun plays on the PA as Ganzo makes his entrance.*
Michael Muffer – Coming to us from Connecuit and weighing in tonight at 220 pounds. This is Ganzo Bomb!
*Ganzo leaps over the ropes and poses ring center.*
*The bell rings*
Both competitors circle one another and lock up. Ganzo pushes Johnny back into the ropes and irish whips him off. Ganzo rushes forward and meets him center ring with an enzuguiri and follows with a standing moonsault. He covers.
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Johnny kicks out.
Ganzo brings Johnny to his feet and hits the ropes. As he rebounds back, Johnny catches him with a back body drop. Johnny quickly picks up Ganzo and drops him with a hard powerbomb. He covers.
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Ganzo kicks out.
Johnny picks Ganzo up again and preps him for another powerbomb. Ganzo struggles but Johnny clubs his back. He lifts Ganzo up again but he slips free, and stuns Johnny with a super kick. He scoops Johnny up and drops him with a michinoku driver. He points to the nearby turnbuckle and signals for the Shooting Star Press. As he reaches the top, Johnny gets back to his feet. He hits the rope near the turnbuckle, crotching Ganzo. He grabs Ganzo in a front facelock and lifts him over into a brainbuster. He hooks the leg for another pin.
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Ganzo kicks out.
Johnny piks Ganzo up and drops him with a Russian leg sweep center ring. He climbs up the turnbuckle and leaps off with a diving hrad butt. Ganzo rolls away and Johnny crashes and burns. Ganzo picks up the dazed Johnny and drops him with a big chokeslam. He signals for the Shooting Star Press again and climbs the turnbuckle. He takes a moment to balance himself, leaps off and connects with his finisher.
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Michael Muffer – The winner of this King of Wrestlecrap qualifying match, Ganzo Bomb!
*Ganzo celebrates in-ring, as Johnny uses the ropes to steady himself. Ganzo turns to Johnny and offers him a handshake. Johhny, still clutching his chest, meets his grip and the two nod in respect for one another. They both exit as Ganzo takes one more opportunity to soak in the victory before disappearing backstage.*
Michael Gettenpill - And a big win for Ganzo Bomb!
Sean Kelly - Followed by a great show of sportsmanship!
Michael Gettenpill - I’m telling you Sean, this kid is gonna go straight to the top!
Sean Kelly - Well, he very well might, but he’ll face a tough challenge next week against Square in the second round.
Michael Gettenpill: Yes, but now, it’s time for our main event. The Resistance defends their Tag Team Championships against The Southwest Connection! It‘s next!
*Commercial*
Main Event: WWCF World Tag Team Championship: The Resistance V. The Southwest Connection
*The New Blackjacks theme song hits, and Littlenaich and Tyfo hit the ring looking very, very confident. The Sam Walks behind them, looking like his old, confident Manager of Champions self.*
Michael Muffer - Accompanied for one night only by The Sam, and weighing in at a combined 480 pounds, hailing from Dallas, Texas, and the City of Sin, Las Vegas, your #1 contenders for the WWCF Tag Team Championship, Littlenaich and Tyfo, The SOUTHWEST Con-NECT-ion!
Sean Kelly: These two men are legends when it comes to textbook Tag Team wrestling in the WWCF. They are two time champions and know exactly what it's going to take to win these belts back tonight, Mike.
Michael Gettenpill: Couldn't have said it better myself, Sean. Tonight, though, they will have to get through two champions who despite having troubles within, continue to find ways to win. If you're me, you're wondering if their dysfunctional reign comes to an end tonight.
Sean Kelly: The Southwest Connection has made it a point in their promos this past week of exposing the lack of fluidity and direction that has seemingly plagued The Resistance this past week, commenting several times on the fact that they don't seem to be on the same page.
Michael Gettenpill: And I couldn't agree more with them, Sean. One note, though, is that this behavior is not anything new for The Resisitance, and they seem to rise to the occasion when it comes to big matches.
*Bagpipes blare through the speakers, and Paparazzi hits as Stryker heads down the ramp, with "Hollywood" Viva Los Bio Dome trailing quite a ways behind him.*
Michael Muffer - Weighing in at a combined 290 pounds, hailing from both The Depth of the Soul and Hollywood, California, Your WWCF Tag Team Champions, "Hollywood" Viva Los Bio Dome and Stryker, THE Re-SIST-ance!
Michael Gettenpill: The Resistance. Two excellent wrestlers, that although are very different, come together to make a daunting team. Viva Los Bio Dome is quickly proving to be one of the most dangerous men in the WWCF, and has the disgusting track record to prove just how violent he can be. Stryker is a man who has been known to take what he wants by sheer force and by striking fear in his opponents, and it's going to be a real interesting match tonight.
John Creed calls for the bell.
Stryker and Tyfo start things off tonight in this main event. Tyfo gets to work quickly with a punch to the face, a quick irish whip, and a drop toe hold. Stryker gets up and looks shaken up, but Tyfo shrugs his shoulders as if to say "come and get some." Stryker obliges, runs off of the ropes and hits Tyfo with a springboard DDT. Stryker runs and hits Tyfo with a leg drop. Stryker rolls him over and locks in a half boston crab. Tyfo kicks him off and runs over to Littlenaich to collect his thoughts and develop a strategy.
Michael Gettenpill: Stryker is quickly proving to be a bit more of a challenge than I think anybody in the ring gave him credit for tonight, Sean. He's holding his own and quickly dispelling the rumors that he's a has been.
Meanwhile, Stryker is looking over at Viva as if to say "I can still bring it like the best of them, you son of a bitch." Viva looks unimpressed, fueling Stryker with more anger. As this back and forth is going on, Littlenaich has been tagged in and takes Stryker's legs out from behind. Naich follows that up with a knee drop. Stryker's in trouble now. Naich moves to pick him up by the head but Stryker catches him with a double leg takedown to headbutt. Stryker darts for his corner and tags Viva in.
Sean Kelly: The only thing Viva seems impressed with these days is himself, and you've gotta wonder if he's going to get his head out of the clouds and help his team secure a victory here today.
Michael Gettenpill: Although I think that Viva has done more than enough around here to prove that he's dangerous and explosive, I very much agree, Sean. This has got to be a team effort if The Resistance is looking to retain tonight.
Viva enters the ring as 'Naitch is getting up, and Viva nails him with a dropkick to the knee. Viva gets up and hits him with a standing knee drop to his skull. Viva picks him up and irish uppercuts him in to the corner, and begins with a series of flair chops. Naitch falls to the ground and rolls to the outside to catch his breath. Viva taunts Naitch by dropping to one knee and taking a series of pictures with his hands. Naitch gets pissed, slides halfway into the ring, trips Viva with his hand before climbing in full, gets up and tags in Tyfo.
Sean Kelly: It looks like Naitch was in hot water, but he smartly slid out of the ring to regain his composure and was able then to take advantage of a cocky Viva Los Bio Dome and secure a tag to Tyfo. The Southwest Connection now has some fresh legs out there, and those are exactly the kind of tactics it takes to be the Tag Team Champions in the WWCF.
Michael Gettenpill: What you just saw was textbook championship wrestling, and right now, The Resistance is getting shown up.
Tyfo begins licking his chops and hits Viva with a running bulldog before he can get up all of the way. Tyfo picks Viva up and hits him with a running powerbomb. Tyfo makes his way up to the top rope and goes for a top rope fist drop, but Viva is able to regain his composure and roll out of harms way. Viva bitchslaps Tyfo and then hits him with a headbutt. Viva lifts Tyfo and hits him with a cradle piledriver. Viva again taunts by posing for the camera. Viva grabs Tyfo, walks over to Stryker and tags him in. Viva exposes Tyfo's chest, and Stryker hits him with a right hand to the gut. Viva climbs back under the ropes.
Michael Gettenpill: The Resistance are a lot more competitive than I thought they would be, Sean! It seems that The Southwest Connection had written them off as dysfunctional, but they are proving why they are WWCF Tag Team Champions in the first place.
Sean Kelly: Absolutely, Mike, but if you're me, you're wondering when the pressure cracks are going to surface. I don't know about you, but I don't think this tranquility between the two volatile teammates can last forever.
Stryker begins hitting Tyfo with a vicious palm strike flurry. He drops to a knee and grinds his forearm in to Tyfo's face. Naitch begins rallying the troops and calling for a tag. The crowd is soundly behind him and begins clapping with the boot stomps. Stryker goes for a pin.
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Tyfo kicks out with authority, rolls to the ropes, and stands himself up. Stryker charges him from the corner and runs into a big boot. Tyfo runs to the corner and makes a tag. Stryker stands up and Naitch runs him over with a huge clothesline. Naitch picks him up and hits him with a belly-to-back. Naitch gets up and pumps his fists and he can feel the momentum shifting. He hits Stryker with an elbow drop.
Out of nowhere, Viva begins trying to get into the ring. The ref is struggling to hold him out of the ring and Tyfo takes advantage and hops in and starts stomping Stryker with Naitch. Viva then steps back behind the ropes just in time for the ref to catch Naitch covering Stryker
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Stryker barely gets a shoulder up before the ref can bring his hand down.
Michael Gettenpill: HOLY CRAP! That was close, Sean!
Sean Kelly: It sure was, and now Stryker desperately needs to make a tag.
Naitch gets up, bounces off the ropes, and jumps for an elbow drop. Stryker rolls out of the way and begins crawling for a tag. Stryker gets the tag and Viva hops into the ring. Tyfo steps in and gets hit with a lariat over the top rope. Naitch gets up and runs into a Snap DDT and Viva once again pretends to take pictures of his downed opponents.
Sean Kelly: Viva is being ridiculous right now. He is clearly playing off of the opportunities created by Stryker, yet he continues to act like he's making quick work of the former two time champions!
Michael Gettenpill: Quite frankly, Sean, Viva is a jerk who needs some sense beat into him. His problem is that he sees everything with tunnelvision, which is great for a singles champion, but not so good for a Tag champ.
Naitch rolls into the ring, charges at Viva and runs right into a Purple Sticky Punch.
Sean: Purple Stick Punch, Mike! This could spell the end for The Southwest Connection's bid for the title!
Michael Gettenpill: Listen to the impact of that punch, Sean! I felt that from here!
Viva walks over and tags Stryker. Confused, Stryker walks into the ring. Tyfo is just getting in, and Stryker hits him with a kick to the groin and a cyclone cutter.
Sean Kelly: Cyclone Cutter! Sadly for Tyfo, he will be out of the picture for the next few minutes.
Michael Gettenpill: Stryker still has Naitch to deal with.
Stryker turns to Naitch, who is still dazed from the Purple Sticky Punch, and hits him with a perfect Cyclone Cutter.
Michael Gettenpill: This is it, Sean! The Resistance look like they're going to retain the belts tonight! I don't like it, I don't like it one bit, but you can't argue with the way they've performed. The Southwest Connection have had the advantage several times throughout this match, but it looks now like The Resistance have taken the momentum and refuse to give it back!
Stryker goes for the pin.
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Viva pulls Stryker off, and Stryker immediately stands up and gets in Viva's face. They begin arguing, and Stryker shrugs his shoulders as if to say "What do you want from me?"
Viva has yet to utter one word, and just continues to stare Stryker down. Viva drops to one knee and fakes taking Stryker's picture. Confused, Stryker brushes Viva off, and pushes him off of the ropes. Before turning his attention back to 'Naitch, Viva charges Stryker and hits him with a devastating Purple Sticky Punch.
Sean Kelly: What? What the HELL?! What has Viva done? WHY?
Michael Gettenpill: As I stated before, the pressure cracks were mounting, and it looks like the foundation gave way beneath The Resistance.
Viva Los Bio Dome slides out of the ring, leaving a downed Stryker. He stands on the ramp and watches to a loud chorus of boos from the crowd. 'Naitch, finally coming to, stands up and realizes the situation he's been left in, and immediately takes advantage by locking Stryker in a figure four.
The referee looks at an unconscious Stryker, and begins the arm drops.
He lifts up Stryker's arm, and drops it. It hit's the floor with no resistance whatsoever.
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Again, he lifts the arm and it drops.
TWO!
The ref lifts the arm for a third time.
THREE!
Michael Muffer - Your winner and NEW Tag Team Champions, THE SOUTHWEST CONNECTION!
Sean Kelly: They've done it, Mike! Fair and square, they have secured their THIRD reign as Tag Team Champions!
Michael Gettenpill: What is not shocking to me is that The Resistance's title reign has ended just as it has began: by the hand of Viva Los Bio Dome. He went on an absolute tear to help The Resistance become #1 contenders, winning three matches in a row. And he threw it all away because his ego got too big to be the part of a team. A shameful ending to one tag team title reign starts the beautiful blossoming of another, and I for one am excited for what The Southwest Connection has in store for the tag team division.
'Naitch rolls out of the ring, runs over to the announcer, gets the two titles, and walks over to Tyfo and lifts him up. He hands Tyfo his title, and they both hold them up, as The Sam raises there arms and the three hug. As Tyfo, 'Naitch and The Sam walk up the ramp, they stop and look at Viva Los Bio Dome before heading to the back to celebrate.
Viva begins walking down the to ringside. He starts looking under the ring, and he grabs a table and slides it into the ring. He grabs a chair and walks up the steel steps and enters the ring. Stryker is barely starting to move again. Viva Los Bio Dome sets up the table, sets up the chair, walks to the announcer side of the ring and calls for a microphone. He is tossed a microphone by the announcers, and he sits down at the table.
Sean Kelly: Oh, what the hell could he possibly have to say? Nothing will speak louder than his actions did tonight!
Viva Los Bio Dome: I bet a lot of you idiots are wondering why I did what I did just now. Well, if you would shut the hell up for longer than 5 seconds, I'd tell you.
Stryker, stryker, stryker. I've spent a good 8 months of my career sitting here in your shadow. Now look at you, you can't even pick yourself up off of the mat. We just lost the belts, and you know why? A few months ago, you said something to a sold out crowd. You said, and I quote, "Viva Los Bio Dome still has a lot of work to do before he's on my level, but with him on my side, we're still the best tag team in this company by a long shot."
You thought I'd forget that you sold me short every chance you got? You thought I'd forget that if you're going to speak words like that, you're going to have to back them up with emphatic displays of dominance? You think I would let you cut me down time and time again, that you could sell the Paparazzi Primadonna every chance you got, and I would keep my mouth shut and stay on the straight and narrow because we were champions?
You think the belts mean more to me than my reputation? You must have. Well, your ego and your bulls*** just cost you a long reign on top of the Tag Team Division.
You see, your jaded mind led you to believe that you were the driving force in this team. You honestly believed that you were why we were on top, despite the fact that I would win #1 contenders matches, I would secure the pinfalls. Let's face it, I was the driving force in The Resistance, and I was since day one.
There comes a time in every dogs life where he has to be put down. Now is that time, but I let you have your moment in the sun before I heartlessly destroyed your hopes and dreams. The sad thing is, that I'm not even done yet.
A forewarning to the people watching at home with their children, now would be a good time to put them to bed. Their young eyes would be ill advised to see such violence.
Sean Kelly: Uh oh, what is Viva up to? Where are the referees? Where is the security? Someone has to stop this!
Michael Gettenpill: Can you believe this pompous, arrogant jerk? Who the hell does he think he is? Stryker has had a career that ANYONE would dream of!
Viva Los Bio Dome starts laughing maniacally and shuts the chair. he walks over to Stryker, lifts the chair up high, and jams it into Stryker's gut. Stryker writhes on the ground in pain. Viva lifts it up again and swings it down at Stryker's head. It connects and you can hear the steel meet his skull.
Sean Kelly: No! God damnit, NO! Stryker hasn't done anything to deserve this!
Viva picks up a limp Stryker, and stands him up in a corner. Viva hits him with another Purple Sticky Punch.
Sean Kelly: When is it going to stop? You've proven your point, Viva! Let the man go! He's still got something left in the tank!
We had a good run, old man, but it's time to put you where you belong, in a retirement home. Nobody here is afraid of you, nobody here is takes you seriously, and nobody here wants to carry you anymore. You've been washed up for a long time, but now it's time to finish you for good. I'm much better off without you, and the title "King of Wrestlecrap" is calling my name. Being associated with a loser like you would only hurt my chances. I'll see you on the other side.
Viva picks Stryker up, moves over to the table, and sets Stryker up for The Bio-Dome.
Sean Kelly: Don't do this, Viva! You can still save face!
Michael Gettenpill: If he puts Stryker through this table, it could be the last time we ever see him again.
Viva picks him up, holds him up high, and drops him down through the table.
Sean Kelly: NO!
Michael Gettenpill: What we have seen here tonight folks, is an assault on a man who has personified everything it means to be a consummate professional. Say what you want about Stryker, but he always left it in the ring every night.
Sean Kelly: Viva Los Bio Dome is a son of a bitch! He has gone overboard here tonight! Stryker didn't deserve this! The man was a team player through and through!
Michael Gettenpill: I'm wondering if Stryker is okay. The impact through that table had to have broken his neck, and he's not moving.
Viva picks up the mic for the last word.
I've been sold short my entire career. It's about time I ended someone's. Who better than one of the most prolific wrestlers in the history of the WWCF? I'd like to see someone in the back take me for granted now.
In one months time, when I'm the King of Wrestlecrap and on my way to Ernest Goes to Wargames to compete in my first ever WWCF Title Match, you won't remember Stryker. All you'll remember when I enter that ring is what I'm capable of. You'll remember that The A-List Superstar, the Paparazzi Primadonna, the BRIGHTEST star to ever shine down on this company is a force that WILL be reckoned with, whether you like it or not.
Viva Los Bio Dome looks down at the chair, spattered with Stryker's blood, motions a fake camera to his eye, and takes pictures of the scene before him before exiting the ring and walking up the ramp.
Paramedics have begun working on Styker, and he still isnt' moving. The paramedics secure a neck brace around his neck, move him on to a gurney, and slide him on to a stretcher. The cameras continue rolling as they roll him through backstage, and you see several people turn away in shock as they roll by the locker room.
Sunday Night Heatz!!1 comes to a close silently as Stryker is loaded into the back of an ambulance and carted away to the Parts Unknown Hospital.
Credits: Evil M, Amigo, Square, Starshine, and Viva Los Bio Dome.
