Sunday Night Heatz!!1 - January 10, 2010

Sunday Night Heatz!!1 January 10, 2010

Sean Kelly - Welcome to WWCF Sunday Night Heatz!!1

Michael Gettenpill - Fans, have we got a show for you! I’m Michael Gettenpill.

Sean Kelly - And I’m Sean Kelly. Tonight on Heatz!!1, we have the WWCF‘s newest tag team, the Nightflys, making their tag team debut! Also, Mr. Quintana Roo looks for redemption as he takes on The General of the Monkey Army!

Michael Gettenpill - Plus, we have our main event. One half of the newly crowned WWCF World Tag Team Champions Tyfo battles a member of another top team in The Headbanger Man!

Sean Kelly - Now let’s send it down to Michael Muffer for our opening contest!


The Nightflys(Double H and The Fishmonger) V. Inspector Shetty and KCB

Michael Muffer - The following is a tag team match, scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit!

(The Salmon Dance)
Michael Muffer - Introducing first, at a combined weight of 415 pounds, Double H and The Fishmonger...THE NIGHTFLYS!

- Both men run to the ring, slapping hands with the fans. The Fishmonger flails in the ring like a fish outta water, before both men pose on the turnbuckles.

(My Way)
Michael Muffer - And their opponent, at a combined weight of 500 pounds...KCB AND INSPECTOR SHETTY!

- Double H starts out with KCB. KCB grabs him in a side headlock straight off the bat. Double H pushes him off the ropes, but gets knocked down with a shoulderblock. He springs back to his feet and leapfrogs KCB, before hitting an armdrag, followed by a capoeira kick. He goes for an early cover.

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- KCB gets out of it. Double H does a Matrix-esque back bend to dodge a clothesline, and then rolls up his opponent.

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- Again, KCB escapes with ease. Double H goes for a springboard manouevre, but it is met by a boot from KCB. He hits a short-arm clothesline, and tags in Shetty, who scores with a boot to the gut. Shetty hits a series of European uppercuts, and then hits a DDT. He makes the cover.

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- Double H kicks out. Shetty whips him off the ropes, but misses with a big boot attempt, and gets nailed with a jumping high knee for his troubles. Double H tries to make his way to tag Fishmonger, but Shetty grabs his leg and takes him down before he can get there. Shetty drags Double H towards his corner, and tags KCB back in the match.

- KCB comes in with an axehandle to the back, followed by a neckbreaker. He throws Double H into the corner, but misses with a charge. Double H takes advantage with a dropkick to the back which sends KCB face first into the corner, and then goes for a schoolboy!

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- KCB escapes. He hoists Double H up for the TKO, but it is countered into a spinning DDT! Both men are down, as Fishmonger gets the crowd to rally behind his stablemate. KCB tags in Shetty, but he is unable to prevent Double H from finally making the tag to his partner!

- Fishmonger enters like a house on fire, knocking both adversaries down with clotheslines. He knocks KCB out of the ring, and hits a belly to belly on Shetty! He goes to the apron, and follows up with a springboard DDT!

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- Shetty gets a shoulder up! Fishmonger hits a series of right hands, and then after doing the casting off motion, nails him with a huge uppercut! He hits a somersault leg drop!

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- KCB pulls Fishmonger out of the ring by his legs to prevent the pin! He throws Fishmonger into the barricade, but Double H somersaults out of the ring onto KCB, taking him out of the equation. Shetty rolls out of the ring, and throws Fishmonger back inside. He rakes the eyes and goes for the Calcutter, but Fishmonger pushes him off, into a roundhouse kick from Double H on the apron! Shetty stumbles into the Hook, Line and Sinker combination!

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Here are your winners...THE NIGHTFLYS!

- Fishmonger and Double H celebrate their first win as a tag team. Fishmonger pretends to reel in members of the crowd, while Double H slaps hands with everyone in sight.

Sean Kelly - What a way for this tag team to get their start!

Michael Gettenpill - The Nightflys successful in their first tag team outing and The Fishmonger finally picks up his first WWCF win.

Sean Kelly - We’ll be right back.


*Commercial Break:
Tostinos Pizza Rolls
Gillette razors
Volvo*


Sean Kelly - And we’re back!

Michael Gettenpill - Up next, The General prepares to go to war with Mr. Quintana Roo!


The General of the Monkey Army V. Mr. Quintana Roo

Michael Muffer - The following contest is set for one fall with a 20 minute time limit!

Mr. Quintana Roo walks out, sans music, with Leon Sharpe walking a good distance behind. Sharpe is not carrying his signature camera.

Michael Muffer - Introducing first, accompanied by his manager Leon Sharpe, Mr. Quintana Roo!

Sean Kelly - Sharpe claims that this is tough love, by not allowing Roo his music or to pose for photographs.

Michael Gettenpill - Only time will tell if it inspires the masked grappler or not.

Michael Muffer - And his opponent…

*King Kong 2004*

Michael Muffer - Being accompanied by his wife Tinkers, he is The General of the Monkey Army!

The General marches to the ring with Tinkers on his shoulder. As he enters, Roo attacks him and the ref calls for the bell. Roo stomps The General, who tries to mount a defense. Roo pulls him up and shoots him into the ropes, but The General reverses it and catches Roo coming back with a big back body drop, followed by some punches and then a dropkick, knocking the masked man out of the ring. The General removes his jacket and tosses it into the crowd as Roo looks over at Sharpe, who merely watches the match passively. Roo rolls back in the ring and he and The General lockup.

The General suplexes Roo to the mat then goes for a cover.

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Kickout. He pulls Roo up and goes to monkey flip him, but Roo shifts his weight and holds him down!

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Kickout!

The General pops up and nails Roo with a hard clothesline, sending him rolling to the outside.

Sean Kelly - We’ve gotta take a break but the cameras are rolling!

Michael Gettenpill - Sunday Night Heatz!!1 will be right back!

*Commercial Break:
Avatar trailer
CiCi’s Pizza
Local advertising*

Sean Kelly - And we’re back! During the break, Mr. Quintana Roo was able to turn the tables on The General!

Roo has The General in a rear chinlock and is cranking up the pressure. The General starts fading, but suddenly rises to his feet and drops backwards, crushing Roo underneath him! He picks Roo up and goes for the Monkey Paw, but Roo has the presence of mind to block it and hit a DDT! Cover!

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Kickout!

Roo pulls the General over to the corner and goes up top. The General springs to his feet shakes the ropes, causing Roo to crotch himself. The General climbs up, looking for a superplex, but he stops. He looks over at his corner and sees Tinkers isn’t there! He looks over in Roo’s corner, where Sharpe is holding Tinkers and feeding him a banana. The General yells at Sharpe, but Roo uses the distraction to hit the Snapshot! Cover!

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Michael Muffer - Here is your winner, Mr. Quintana Roo!

Roo jumps up and down, celebrating as if he just won the World Title. Sharpe merely watches passively as his charge continues his celebration.

Sean Kelly - Well, Roo wins the match, but Sharpe doesn’t seem too impressed.

Michael Gettenpill - But this does have to be a huge confidence booster for Roo.

Sean Kelly - Indeed it does. Folks our main event is next!

Michael Gettenpill - We’ll be right back!


*Commercial Break:
Bing
Quiznos
Lost: The Complete Fifth Season DVD Boxset*

Sean Kelly - And we’re back once more.

Michael Gettenpill - It’s time for our main event, so let’s go to Michael Muffer!


Main Event: The Headbanger Man V. Tyfo

Michael Muffer - The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 30 minute time limit.

(New Blackjacks Theme)
Michael Muffer - Introducing first, from Dallas, Texas, weighing 245 pounds - he is one half of the WWCF Tag Team Champions The Southwest Connection, and Mr Money In The Bank...TYFO!

- Tyfo scales the turnbuckles and hoists his belt high into the air, with the briefcase in the other hand.

(We're Not Gonna Take It)
Michael Muffer - And his opponent, from Kent, England, weighing 263 pounds - representing the Heavy Metal Express...THE HEADBANGER MAN!

- Headbanger throws a few demo CDs into the crowd, and then gives his drumsticks to a fan at ringside.

- Both men lock up and Tyfo goes behind into a hammerlock. Headbanger counters with a switch and applies a hammerlock of his own. Tyfo uses the ropes for leverage and flips over Headbanger, before locking in an arm wringer. Headbanger responds with a punch, but he walks into a side headlock takeover. Headbanger escapes with a scissors, but walks into a drop toe hold.

- Tyfo floats over into a headlock. Headbanger gets to his feet, and pushes Tyfo off the ropes, and hits a shoulderblock. Headbanger goes for a swift elbow, but Tyfo moves out of the way, before hitting a kick to the head. He hits a leg drop and goes for the first pin of the match.

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- Headbanger kicks out. Tyfo grabs another side headlock, but Headbanger manages to counter into a back suplex. As both men get to their feet, Headbanger scores with a headbutt. He charges towards Tyfo, but gets lowbridged and ends up outside the ring. Tyfo hits a kick from the inside, and then lands on Headbanger with a pescado. Tyfo rams Headbanger into the apron back first, and then rolls him back into the ring.

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- Headbanger kicks out. Tyfo waits for Headbanger to get up, and then hits a running bulldog. He goes to the top rope and hits a fist drop.

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- Another kick out. Tyfo picks up his opponent and goes for a running lariat, but Headbanger ducks it. Headbanger then boots Tyfo in the face. He air drums to the crowd, and then hits a senton. Headbanger makes his first pinfall attempt of the contest.

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- This time Tyfo escapes. Headbanger hits a stomach crusher, and then locks in a single-leg Boston crab. He tries to crank up the pressure, but Tyfo pushes himself up, and successfully reaches the ropes. Headbanger relents and lets go of the hold. Tyfo gets up and is met with a forearm to the face. Headbanger charges, but Tyfo meets him with a sleeperhold. The Heavy Metal Express member tries to fight out, but Tyfo tightens his grip further, sending Headbanger to a knee. Tyfo seems assured of victory, but the crowd rallies Headbanger, who gets to his feet. Headbanger lifts up Tyfo, and then drops him with a facejam to the mat. Both men are down as the ref begins to count.

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- Headbanger uses the ropes to get to his feet. He moves towards Tyfo, but gets hit with a Twist of Fate outta nowhere! Tyfo crawls into a cover.

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- NO! Tyfo moves to the top rope, and tries to come down with an axehandle, but Headbanger catches him and hits a sudden belly to belly suplex. Headbanger then nails Tyfo with the Holy Driver!

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- Foot on the rope! Headbanger can't believe it! He goes for the Double Bass DDT, but Tyfo blocks it, and scores with a huge lariat! He signals to the crowd, and then applies the Texas Cloverleaf! Headbanger is in agony as Tyfo tries to sinch it in. The referee asks him if he gives up, but he replies in the negative. Eventually he starts to inch his way towards the ropes, and Tyfo screams for him to give up. However, Headbanger just about manages to reach out and grab the rope, granting him temporary reprieve as Tyfo breaks the hold at the referee's request.

- Tyfo is furious. He hits a Double Arm DDT, and then points towards the corner. He places Headbanger onto the turnbuckles, and signals for the Tumbleweed, but Headbanger responds with a right hand. They trade blows on the turnbuckle, but Headbanger hits a headbutt which sends Tyfo down. Headbanger waits as Tyfo gets to his feet, and then hits a Blockbuster!

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- Tyfo gets the shoulder up again! Headbanger is aghast. He hits a legdrop, and then sets up for a spear. He charges towards a seemingly groggy Tyfo, but the Southwest Connection member moves out of the way, and Headbanger hits the ringpost! Tyfo hits a reverse STO, and drapes an arm across!

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- This time Headbanger gets his shoulder off the mat! Tyfo goes for a piledriver, but Headbanger counters with a back body drop. Both men wearily stand up, and Tyfo moves towards Headbanger...but is hit with a sudden Double Bass DDT! Headbanger covers.

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Michael Muffer - Here is your winner...THE HEADBANGER MAN!

- Headbanger celebrates by air drumming all the way up the ramp, although he is visibly in pain following the match.

Sean Kelly - Well, Headbanger Man picks up the win, but not without taking a beating himself.

Michael Gettenpill - This match certainly took it’s toll on both men.

Sean Kelly - Well, that’s all for us. Tomorrow night on NiteRaw, the King of WrestleCrap tournament continues with the second round matches, plus a unification match for the Inter-Forum and Heatz!!1 Titles!

Michael Gettenpill - Goodnight folks!


Credits: The Headbanger Man and Evil M
Additional credit to Quintana Roo for his input on his match